Snow White and the Three Stooges Page #3

until you're free and happy again.

Thank you, Rolf.

Never lose hope,

Your Highness.

That day will come.

[ Door Creaks, Clatters ]

[ Sobbing ]

[ Door Closes,

Keys Clattering ]

[ Narrator ]

ln a wooded glen not far away...

some wandering minstrels

have set up camp.

Oh,yes.! Oh,yes.! Oh,yes.!

Now, hear this,

all you good people.

l am Quinto the Magnificent...

Quinto the Stupendous,

Quinto the Colossal!

Just a moment.

Aren't you supposed to introduce me first?

- [ Bells Jingling ]

- Who let this over-vocal yokel in?

l like that.

lf it weren't for me, you'd be dumb!

[ Scoffs ] lf you do the talkin' for both of us,

l'll be even dumber!

However, this oaf to my left

is Quatro, folks...

my fourth Stooge.

l beg your pardon.

You're our fifth Stooge.

Hence your name, Quinto.

l knew he was sulking

about the billing.

[ Scoffs ]

These amateurs! They'll do it every time.

Unhand me, varlet.

Unhand me! l abdicate!

[ Bells Jingle ]

Thank you, gentlemen.

Thank you.

And now, in response to flattering

and overwhelming requests...

l shall attempt a feat of horticultural

legerdemain...

so complicated

that it has never--

as of this moment--

been successfully accomplished.

Observe! There is nothing

concealed beneath my cloak--

no sleeves, trap doors,

mirrors, springs or wires.

Now, l hold before you this lifeless,

withered twig...

which l shall endeavor

to bring into full blossom...

right before your very eyes.

Watch me closely.

Closely now, gentlemen.

Aye, aye--

Allesabai!

- Presto!

- [ Bells Jingling ]

Ha, ha! To the manner born, my boy.

You're better than we ever were.

- Nah.

- Yeah, but he cheats. He's got brains!

He's got more than that.

He's got style.

Yes, and that's

what's been worrying me.

You know, you're too good

for a crummy old act like ours.

What are you talking about?

You're the best friends l have in the world.

Just the same, you have class,

and we don't.

What you need now is to study

with the big-timers, the aristocrats.

l don't need to learn anything

that you three can't teach me.

No. Like Moe says,

we're nobodies.

- Uh, not to me.

- Of course we are!

Look at all the times we go hungry.

And the times we've been incarcerated...

in durance vile!

Not to mention being

thrown in the clink!

lgnoramus! He just

got through sayin' that!

Please don't misunderstand us, Quatro.

We don't want to lose you...

but we never told you the real story

of how we found you.

Why not? ls it something

to be ashamed of?

- No, no!

- We just never seemed to get around to it.

But... there's no time

like the present.

Come over here, son.

l wanna talk to you.

Sit down.

lt happened about 1 4 years ago

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