
Snow White and the Three Stooges
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- 1961
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[ Man Narrating ] Once upon a time,
in the far-offland of Fortunia...
who lacked but one blessing
to make theirjoy complete--
[ Moe ]
Not you.! Come outta there.
l beg your pardon, ladies and gentlemen.
The good queen longed
for a child to love...
whose skin would be
as white as snow...
her lips as red as rubies...
and her hair as black as ebony.
- [ Moe ] Who let you in?
- My hair used to be black.
Out.! Before you get
a pair of eyes to match.
[ Narrator ]
Really.! This is most--Sorry.
The queen's prayers
were answered.
A child as delicate as a snowflake
was born to her...
and they called her
Snow White.
But the king's joy
was swiftly changed to grief...
for his frail and gentle queen
was taken from him...
and summoned back to heaven.
The king mourned her
with a broken heart...
but at last, in submission
to the pleading ofhis people...
he wed again.
But, alas, the new queen's heart
was cold and evil.
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who is fairest of them all?
[ Man's Voice From Mirror]
No one lives as fair as thee.
[ Narrator ]
But she reckoned without Snow White...
who, even in childhood,
showed the promise of a beauty...
that would one day
far outshine the queen's.
Now, it so happened
that there dwelt...
in the neighboring kingdom
of Bravuria...
a fearless and handsome prince--
- [ CurlyJoe ] He said ''handsome. ''
- [ Larry ] Yeah.! Get outta there.!
- Hold on! l'm a citizen!
- [ Narrator ] Gentlemen, l must protest.!
This is Prince Charming,
the hero of our story...
destined to love Snow White
with all his heart.
[ Moe ]
Come back here,you.! That belongs to me.
- Give it to me!
- [ Narrator ] Gentlemen.! Gentlemen.!
- Not in front of royalty.!
- [ CurlyJoe ] No, ya don't.
A thousand pardons, ladies and gentlemen.
- [ Larry ] Hey, wait for me!
- [ Narrator ] And ifby now...
you're wondering what on earth
the Three Stooges...
have to do with the fairy tale of Snow White,
it's very simple.
ln this version,
Snow White
and the Three Stooges.
[ Choir ]
There's a place
ln the sky
Called Happiness
On the far other side
Of the moon
Where you walk
through a bright
Golden door
To whatever your heart
Wishes for
Dreams are real
ln that place
Called Happiness
There's a rainbow
To guide you each day
Though it's far off somewhere
lf you keep on believing
lt's there
Your heart will fiind
The way
Though it's far off somewhere
lf you keep on believing
lt's there
Your heart will fiind
The way
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
[ Narrator ] No child ever loved the winter
as did Snow White.
Jack Frost had but to touch the palace lake
with his white fiingers...
and she knew her greatestjoy
as she skimmed across its surface.
Only her father's love
gave her as much delight.
With the passing
of each birthday...
to lend her an enchantment.
As the beauty
of Snow White blossomed...
indeed her heart
could want for nothing.
Unbeknown to Snow White...
she had already incurred
the bitterjealousy ofher stepmother...
the queen.
Mirror, mirror
on the wall...
who's the fairest
of us all?
'Tis true, O Queen,
that thou art fair...
but so is Snow White.
Have a care.
[ Smacks Fist ]
- [ People Chattering ]
Let Snow White
have a care!
[Jingling Continues ]
Happy birthday
dear Princess
Oh, thank you!
Thank you, everyone.
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