Smartass Page #2
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2016
- 90 min
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That's exactly what
Oh, why didn't you just
say that in the first place?
Bye, Nick.
You have work to do.
Hey, Donny.
Hey, Otto.
She dead?
- Her, no.
- She looks dead, dude.
You can't say that
'cause she's not dead.
- Oh, she's not dead?
- No.
- Where'd you get her?
- She was a gift.
- Oh, she was a gift, huh?
- Yeah.
Think when she dies,
they're gonna, I don't know,
give you a new one?
Yeah, see, I don't
know why she said that
'cause she's not gonna die.
They got sh*t
goin' on by the stairs.
Yeah? Otto, what's
going on back there?
Yeah, Donny, she's
like grabbing onto her
f***in' head, dude.
Let her go.
Let her go.
Walk, dude.
Let her go.
Take her up,
man, get her inside.
What the f***?
Sorry.
It's cool, brother.
See you around.
Let's go.
Yeah.
She probably will.
Hey.
Yo.
Nick, meet Chuchu.
Chuchu, you say hello to Nick.
Nice, real sweetheart.
Now, Nick, you
gotta promise me.
You gotta be careful
with this stuff
because it's gonna
make your face drip off
in like five minutes.
Not that that's a bad
thing, by the way.
That clean, huh?
Yeah, the guy's a
f***in' psycho, dude. You know?
You know, he made me take her
if I wanted to buy his sh*t.
Nick, the dude f***in'
gave me a human being.
Obviously I did because the
dude's f***in' scary, ya know?
So, Donny, I have a favor.
I didn't come up
with all the money.
Uh, sh*t.
little nervous because
the dude was sketchin' out
about nothing bad happening,
now you're telling me you
only got half his money, Nick.
Say yes, Donny.
You know I'm good for it.
If you're not cut
out for this sh*t,
go get a job at a carwash.
Will you just take a
minute and just listen
to the words that are comin'
outta your mouth, please?
Look, my guy is a
trust fund surfer.
It'll be fine, just
meet me at the beach
around 10 and I'll
have the rest of it.
Yeah, right, meet at the
beach at 10 because
nothing bad ever happens
at the beach, right?
Donny!
You know, we're up.
I'm fine, right?
I'm fine, f***, I'll do it,
but only f***in'
because it's you.
Come on, buddy, you
gotta eat something.
Can't just survive off
of donuts and drugs.
I drink.
Z, Yoohoo is barely
considered a drink.
You're crazy.
Yoohoo is wizard milk.
It's wizard milk.
I'm getting you a burger
and you're gonna eat it, okay?
Hey!
You're gonna eat it
'cause I love you.
I don't want you
to hook up with Nick.
Ugh, what do you care?
It's just a bad idea.
I care.
I mean, he's cute and I'm
pretty sure he likes me.
Guys like him never like me.
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