Smartass
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2016
- 90 min
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Let me get two bindles.
And don't f*** with me,
I want the homie price.
You hear me?
I hear you
on the homie price,
but you ain't no homie,
n*gger.
Ah, I see.
Look what you just did.
Say n*gger now.
Awe, look. You got something
on your shoe, homie.
B*tch.
You good, baby?
Hugo.
Hey, buddy.
How's the trap shot business?
These guys are total suckers.
Ya know, I'm still
waiting on my cut
from that custom van work I did.
It's rough out here,
I got overhead.
You're such a shyster.
Hey...
You cool?
Yeah, you?
Yeah.
Hugo, come on, man.
You think you'll get
to ride in a lowrider?
Maybe.
That'd be cool.
Yeah.
Hey, get off my property!
Ninja skills, try me, b*tch.
Give that back.
Nope, it's mine now.
What are you
gonna do with that?
Keep it like a prize.
Otto, can you help me?
I almost got this, man.
Is that a condom machine?
That's disgusting.
Seriously, dude, if you
don't shut the f*** up,
I'm gonna rip your
f***in' throat out.
supposed to make you like,
sleepy and nice,
not a douchetard.
You have room to talk.
You're like the
biggest a**hole alive.
Me?
Yes, you!
F*** yes.
Motivational speaker.
I might kill you.
Awe, then
you'd be so lonely.
No, I wouldn't.
What the f*** you
lookin' at, motherf***er?
You want some of me, b*tch?
Alright, motherf***er.
I should be a gang.
Just you, huh?
Mm-hmm.
One person can't be a gang.
Hey, no crushing
my dreams, okay?
Okay, Fred, you're a gang.
What would your name be?
That's a good question.
I don't know yet.
Lobo.
Look, Efe, I can explain.
All you can do now is listen.
We have no place
for you here, ese.
Your coming here
disrupts my peace
and I, Lobo,
I'm a peaceful man.
Wait, wait, Poco Efe,
please, just wait.
Begging ain't gonna
do you no good, homie.
$50,000, just
$50,000 by tomorrow.
Come on, Efe,
a little disruption
and my protection is
worth at least $50,000.
Trust me, I'm good for it, Efe.
Sh*t'll be picked up
at my brother's place
in Morieto tonight.
Just needs to be trailed.
I'll give you 24 hours
for your 50,000.
And I'll take one of those.
Come on, Efe.
Do me a favor.
You want a favor?
You got 24 hours, ese.
Thanks.
My money, man, don't
be trippin', homie!
Back the f*** up.
What's going on, Z?
Uh, there's like
a disagreement
and a lot of racial slurs.
The f*** is this?
Nothing, gosh.
So we should probably,
ya know, get outta here
- 'cause this...
- Yo, you trippin', homie!
Yo, you need to
back up off me.
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Freddie, Freddie.
Say somethin'!
I'm so over this sh*t.
Going back to Vermont.
Say somethin', homie!
- Say somethin'!
- What?
Chuchu, please
they're gonna kill me
and I need your help, baby.
Babe!
I'm here.
Lobo, I miss you.
Well, you're never
gonna f***in' see me again
if you don't f***in' help me!
Why are you yelling?
'Cause he bit
my f***in' finger off
and he's gonna let
these niggas kill me
if I don't get him this money.
Lobo.
F***, baby, what?
Nobody's gonna kill you.
Nobody's gonna kill you.
Just f***in' help me.
just make sure
they stay with the
f***in' problem.
Okay.
F***ing fine, f***.
I've only got 24 hours.
- Chuchu!
- Come on, kill me, puta!
Kill me, kill me, come on, hey!
Puto!
Oh, almost!
I'll shine your sh*t
right up your ass!
Give it to me.
Oh, you b*tch!
Puto, f*** you!
F***, sh*t.
Anybody got better
sh*t than Paolo, huh?
Now that is what you
call a loaded question
'cause I,
you wanna hear no, but then
that's a suspect answer
because I know that
you wanna hear it.
Sit down.
What are you doing?
Alright, now can
I get the stuff?
Yes.
Yes, you can.
Alright, I'll
wait for you here.
- You're f***ed up.
- You're f***ed up.
I like him.
Okay, man, I'm done.
I'm done with you
f***in' b*tches.
You say that you like
my friend, Donny,
well, it's your lucky day.
Stand up, you f***ing c*nt.
Hey, Donny, take her,
she's yours.
F***in' sh*t.
What the f*** are
you doin' to me here?
F***.
Here ya go, I'll have the rest
for you tomorrow, alright?
You're a good boy, Donny.
Thanks.
I hope nothing bad happens
You see, why you
gotta say it like that
'cause now I think
you want something bad
to happen to me.
No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
No.
No, I don't.
Yes, you do, man.
Way to f***in' creep
me out, alright?
I'm leavin'.
Hey, hey, hey,
take Chuchu with you.
It's my gift.
No, no, no, no, she's
like f***in' half dead.
I don't want her, alright,
you keep her, please.
Paolo does not take no
for an answer and, um,
I don't want her anymore.
So, no Chuchu, no loan.
Ah, f***.
Alright, f***, fine,
I'll take her.
Come on.
Hey, Donny!
Yeah?
- I like you.
- What the f*** does that mean?
You like Venice too, look
how she f***in' ended up.
Correction, my friend.
I love Venice.
I only like you.
Right, yeah, of course.
Alright, come on, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Hey.
Taking his bag, alright?
It's got the papers in it.
Hey, I'll go with.
Z, tell Otto I got
kidnapped by aliens.
Okay.
Hey.
What?
What were you gonna say?
Uh, just that,
I'm glad that you're
traveling with.
Well, it was either
you or Air Force One, so.
Hey.
What's up?
Come here for a minute.
Ooh, you're like a
f***in' terrorist.
You're comin' with me.
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