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and I wrote a request for an appeal.
So, if I could just get
your signature, and I will fax it.
I'm a little low on cash right now.
I can't really afford
to get my own apartment.
So it's kind of a win-win situation.
No. It's not a win-win situation.
It might be,
if you were even vaguely reliable,
- but you're not.
- There's a spare room upstairs.
- There's linens and towels...
- Shh. Shh.
Thank you, Jim.
Do you even have
a valid driver's license?
I need a ride to campus.
I will see you downstairs
- in five minutes.
- You got it!
Make a left.
We need someone
with a national scholarly reputation
and strong leadership experience.
Well, thank you, Martin.
I am honored to serve in the position.
You heard?
Word travels fast around here.
Usually it's a pain in the butt
to find someone
to chair the search committee.
I thought we were hiring
from within the department.
You told me we were hiring
from within the department.
Well, everyone else
is so busy this semester.
Delivering papers, publishing.
Have you read
what they're publishing?
Most of it's garbage.
That's not very collegial.
to chair this search committee, Martin.
I am busy, too.
When was the last time
you attended a department meeting?
When was the last time
there was anything on the agenda
worth discussing?
I need you to do this.
Bon apptit, Martin.
Now that Roth has forced me
to chair the search committee,
I can't very well
nominate myself now, can I?
You should have had that position
eight years ago.
I mean, that was a travesty
if I ever saw one.
You were nine years old at the time.
I will tell Roth
that this injury is too much
and it precludes me
from heading the committee.
Why do you even want
to be head of the department?
You don't like any of
the other professors
and you certainly don't like
any of your students.
You know, James,
there was a time not too long ago
when students were
passionate about literature.
Today's students are
only passionate about getting A's.
Dick Cheney.
His daughter is a lesbian.
considered to be "one of the family,"
Okay, well, the point is, in 2000,
Cheney was the chair of Bush's
vice-presidential search committee.
You know, he nominated himself.
Nominating myself?
It's the democratic process.
If it can work
for the Vice-President of America,
it can work for you.
I wanted to call you
all together, one last time,
before we were deep into final exams.
We've received over 200 applications.
Fewer than 10 of the applications
merit serious consideration.
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