Small Time Crooks Page #5

- Where the hell are the sandbags?

- Just relax!

Okay, so we got off

to a shaky start.

Yeah,

I'd say it was shaky.

There's gonna be glitches.

No question about it. So what?

Tomorrow

bring a bathing suit.

I'm not discouraged

'cause I don't get discouraged.

You know, there was a woman on before.

She's got over 200 pairs of shoes.

Don't worry. You're gonna get yours,

Frenchy. I promise you.

You're gonna be fine. This time,

a month or two, we'll be in Miami.

It'll be great.

A patron of the arts.

Doesn't that sound great?

- Frenchy...

- Opening night at the opera.

I love you. Can I tell you this?

I love you.

You know why? 'Cause you back me

all the time, you stand by me.

You know when I first knew

I loved you?

This was a long time ago.

Remember I taught you how to open

a safe by moving the tumblers?

And you got it.

You're a very romantic man.

And I'm a lucky woman...

...because not many wives

get to see their husbands...

...battling a ruptured water main.

- I'm crazy about you.

- Crazy about you, darling.

- Here, Benny.

- Go ahead, put it in the bag.

- I'll give it to you...

- He puts it in the bag!

- Right, so it don't make no noise.

- This is efficiency.

What the hell... What are you

putting it in his shovel for?

- He puts it in the bag.

- It's call efficiency, my friend.

- Teamwork.

- It saves energy.

I've got chocolate chip here.

I'll take a chocolate chip.

- The little girl was first.

What do you want? -Chocolate fudge.

Okay.

You can only have two.

- What are you stopping for?

- I'm trying to figure this out.

I think, according to this,

we're supposed to take a left turn.

That doesn't mean stop.

Let's go.

Will you give me...

What the hell are you doing?

- What do you mean?

- You've got your hat on backwards.

So?

"So?" The flashlight

goes in the front.

It looks cooler like this.

Are you a jerk?

What do you mean it looks cooler?

It's more stylish than that.

Look at that.

- You think so?

- Yeah. Turn it around.

This is chic like this.

Look at that. That's cool.

- You got a mirror?

- I don't got a mirror. That looks good.

- Look at yourself. I'll show you

when we get out. - All right.

- Can you keep going?

- All right! I'm trying to figure the map out!

One? Two?

Okay, everybody, hold on.

That's $1.70. Thank you very much.

Thank you, thank you. Okay, yeah.

What are you guys

gonna do with your share?

How much is my share?

I figure it's gotta be

two million, right?

I'm countin' the jewelry

in there too.

Then divided four ways,

that's a half million bucks apiece.

- What about Frenchy?

- What about Frenchy? She's just a front.

But with out Frenchy we're dead.

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