Small Soldiers Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1998
- 110 min
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The Gorgonites are peaceful.
We mean no harm.
Gorgonite, you are a hideous freak.
You will be vaporized.
Civilian, declare your allegiance.
Cool.
I know what I want!
I want the soldier! They're walking
and fighting and they're so cool!
Where'd they go?
What about this one?
No, I want the other one.
Major Chip Hazard. He's the one.
- How much are these?
- A lot.
Mom and Dad won't buy you one of these.
Yes, they will.
They buy you those stupid Gwendy dolls.
All right, Timmy.
Save me one of the buff guys.
- And a monster, too.
- I don't think so, brat.
- I'll find it and hold it till tomorrow.
- How about the flame-thrower?
- When will I get that toy?
- Never, if you don't shut up.
Say "hi" once in a while.
- Meet death with honor, coward.
- There you are.
Congratulations. You're practically sold.
You, I'm not so sure about.
Troglokhan.
Punch-it.
Oh, man! Dad's ticket!
Okay, suitcase...
...briefcase, keys. Keys.
Where are my keys?
Right where you left them.
What is wrong with me? What else?
Stuart, please, try to relax.
Remember why we moved here.
To get away from the stress.
To eliminate the stress.
To...
...exhale...
...the stress.
Mom! I know what I want for my birthday.
I want a Major Chip Hazard.
- Don't upset your father.
- Hi, Dad.
- Hi, sweetie.
- What's up?
- AI here was just telling me...
- Ed.
He was telling me the angle
of the Earth's tilt on its axis...
...relative to the orbit
of the transmission satellite...
...restricts the placement
for optimum reception.
Yeah.
In other words, this tree is in the way.
Right. Exactly.
No problema.
Knock that off!
Stuart, dish guy says the tree has to go.
You don't mind, do you?
- Yes, I mind!
- What?
I said, "yes, I mind!" What the hell
are you doing, Phil? This is my tree!
Happy to do the work. What are neighbors
for? Isn't the dish a beauty?
No. This tree is beautiful.
That dish is just one more piece
of techno-crap...
...to go along with the rest
of your stockpile of techno-crap!
You're already pulling so much juice,
you got us living in a cancer node.
There's never been
any conclusive data linking...
Give me that saw, Phil.
Stuart, come on.
Airplane now, vendetta later.
but I think they'll prove me right.
Hasn't he heard of the dishes
that go on top of your house?
Maybe they don't get as many channels.
He probably got a deal.
Dad!
Alan, you're supposed to be in the shop.
You forgot your ticket.
My ticket.
Thank you, son. Way to stay heads up.
Occasionally I do something right.
I'm out of here.
- I'll call you when I get there.
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