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to do some work on our bushes?

You are working. We will

not bother you. Sorry.

Jump on my bush joke.

I just made that up!

Put another Jenga on it.

I bet working on other people's bushes

really makes you wanna whack your weeds.

That was dirtier than I thought.

I'm sorry. That got dirty really fast.

Don't apologize, I like that.

I actually own this house.

You live here with your wife?

Your wife's a b*tch for not helping you.

Uh, I...

I'm single, actually. Oh'

Well, we're not making fun of you.

We're flirting with you,

because you're really sweaty.

I'm a solid guy. I don't mind

being the butt of your jokes.

Good. You will be the butt of our

jokes, because your butt is no joke.

Okay.

I'm not laughing at that butt.

I'll laugh with your butt.

I'm gonna laugh in that butt.

I'm gonna laugh.

I'm gonna... I love to...

My butt's funny, too,

but your butt is really serious.

Your butt is like an hour-long drama.

Your butt's as serious as The Wire.

I mean, I can't wait to

watch your butt on DVD.

I'm gonna binge-watch your

butt when I have the flu.

Time to drive away. Great.

Yeah, um, so...

You ever buy Poppin' Fresh Dough? Yeah.

- Remember the sound it makes?

- Yeah.

- And that's how you do it.

- Oh, my God.

What

the hell

is a sold sign doing on our front yard?

Sold?

No!

They talked about

putting it on the market.

Did you know about

this and not tell me'?

Why don't people tell me things?

They spoke to me about it,

and we were considering it.

They f***ing sold our f***ing

childhood f***ing home.

I can't believe they did

this without consulting me.

This home should have been passed on.

I'll talk them out of it.

It's okay. It's not okay!

Because my great idea just

got f***ed in the a-hole!

Welcome to my life!

Damn it. Sh*t!

F***! Sh*t, f***!

Balls!

What the...

Totally shady.

Where are the curtains

with the fruit on them?

She was gonna give all this stuff away?

I'm sorry, I'm keeping this colander.

Heartless.

Where's the f***ing manatee lamp I made?

I'm sorry.

This was not our doing.

They were gonna give

away the foldy yardstick?

Absolutely hell no.

Where in the hell are

Mom's tiny, ceramic shoes?

This is just so not okay.

So now some a**hole family

gets to play in our sister tree?

F*** no.

Where are our parents?

This nursing home better not smell

urine-y, like a death-cafeteria.

It's not a nursing home,

it's an adult community.

Ifs called Village Du Soleil,

which in French means "in the sun."

Old people aren't supposed

to be in the sun! So stupid.

Yeah, Mom and Dad,

eat a pyramid of d*cks.

Sit on a bunch of pinecones.

If I see Mom in one of

those one-chair beauty shops,

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