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Give a little bit of heart and sou!

Give a little hi! Of love in grow.

Give a little bit of heart and soul...

Holy Moses with his balls out.

Is that Kate Ellis I'm looking at?

Maybe.

Hey, look at you.

Come on, Dave Blackmon! I was

a senior, you were a junior.

I lingered back so we

could be seniors together?

You were my first non-hand

I ever did it with.

Oh, my God. Yes. I

swallowed your earring.

That was a true honor.

Aw, thank you. Thank you.

Wow. Somebody told me you died.

That's crazy. That's the second

person that's said that to me.

Hmm, you should check it out.

You know, I'm a known

alcoholic in this area

but I still talk about those

Ellis Island parties, baby.

Such good times, right?

Yeah. You scaling that

fireplace with them heels?

Oh, man. That was a

beautiful sight, baby.

And who's this fine-ass female?

Hi, Dave. I'm Maura,

Kate's younger sister.

I held your mullet back one time

when you were vomiting at our party

so you wouldn't impale your

face on our cactus garden.

No. Sh*t. Those were

fun times, though, huh?

Yeah. You know, in a way.

You sure bloomed into

a juicy peach, holy...

Thank you, Dave.

So is this your liquor store?

Oh, you know, I got some stock,

I got some handshake options.

Because you heard what happened, right?

My mobile townhouse

got ate by a sinkhole.

No. Eaten by a sinkhole?

Mmm-hmm. That is a Florida heartbreak.

Wow, the Ellis sisters, man. What

a sandwich that would be, huh?

If I could tell my friends

that that went down-Oh, man.

What do you think?

Who? Oh...

Just putting it out there.

Listen,life is about

putting it out there.

And then swatting it away.

Sometimes it stays out

there. Where you put it.

And then sometimes it

goes right into the trash.

So that's, like, a no. I understand.

I think we should go.

Great to see you, Dave.

Just putting it out there.

Yeah, okay.

Nice to see you, man.

I'm glad you're alive.

Thank you.

You look, uh, weathered.

You look like underpass weathered.

Yeah. Thank you, I guess. Yeah.

So listen, is there, like, um, friends

and family discount at this place?

Oh, yeah. Two finger discount.

Oh...

That made my legs feel

weird. Just unbridled filth.

Gross! Hey, you know how it is.

Bye, Dave! Whoo!

The party just got back to O-Town!

Okay! It's cicada season, so

keep your mouth shut. Whoo!

Are you ready for

this jelly, Whorelando?

Yeah!

Hey!

Ellis sisters in the house!

Hey!

Oh, sweaty man. We have to flirt.

Slow it down for a groove-by.

Hey.

What urp? Hey.

Burying your wife?

- Um...

- Can I ask you something?

My sister and I... Hey.

Are busy professionals,

looking for an "yard artisan"

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