Silent Retreat Page #2

Meigan, if I could

offer a piece of advice?

Shoot.

Don't worry about dead.

Fear the living,

especially with this group.

All righty.

I'll bear that in mind.

Hey, Dale, can I

talk to you for a sec?

Sure, Zach. What's up?

Who was that old man with Rita?

That was Earl ray,

the caretaker.

He greeted us when we got here.

Is he staying here?

No, he said he has a

cabin nearby somewhere.

Really?

Yeah.

Only living soul

around for miles.

Okay, thanks.

No problem.

Good meeting.

Ugh.

Nature sucks.

Oh, come on.

I kind of like it here.

I'm probably going to get,

like, a million mosquito bites.

Can you blame them?

What the hell are we going to do

up here for three days?

Well, there's a hot

tub on the porch.

Um, you trying to

get me into a bikini?

No,

trying to get you out of one.

The blue one or the black?

Hmm, I don't know.

I'm going to have

to see them on.

Alright.

Well?

I don't know. Turn around.

It's kind of revealing,

don't you think?

That's the point.

Don't worry I have a wrap

to keep Tedi from

checking out my ass.

Let me see the other one.

Are you serious?

Yeah, I'm dead serious.

Fine.

Happy?

And then some.

Mm, what do you

think you're doing?

You wanted to go in the hot tub.

Changed my mind.

Too bad.

I'm ready.

Put your f***ing suit on.

All right, already.

See you later.

Oh.

What's up, player?

Good morning.

I thought iTunes was

against your religion.

No.

The lord loves music.

Oh.

So what do you got on that?

Like, motorhead or?

Book of psalms.

Oh, seriously?

Um-hum.

I find it very inspiring

when I go for a nature hike.

All right then.

Carry on.

Peace be with you, Tedi.

You too, kiddo.

What's up, dude?

Morning.

Looks like someone got

some ass last night.

That's kind of a personal

matter, don't you think?

Not if you have ears, it's not.

Hey, you ever play that

game ass, Cooter, mouth?

Ass, Cooter, mouth, uh, no.

I can't say that I have.

How do you play?

Well, you give me a

number one through three,

and I try and guess which hole

you stuck it in last night.

What if I say all three?

What if I say high five?

Smack.

Not necessarily in

that order though.

You're all right, man.

You're a f***ing douchebag.

Heard that.

Good morning, lira.

I said, good morning, lira.

Good morning, Tedi.

Hey, you know that expression,

'that girl's got spunk'?

Yeah.

Well, when they say it about you

I think they mean

it quite literally.

It's called toothpaste, dipshit.

You should try it.

Yeah, I will.

I do that after

I have my coffee.

That way I get that clean

mouth feeling all day.

Do you know where they

keep the toothpicks?

Yeah.

Joel's got one between his legs.

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