Sightseers Page #3
- Okay?
- The little hole.
The little hole.
Turn it round so that fits
in that little bit there.
- That hole...
- No, I wanna do it.
- Okay.
- This is a ridiculous plug, this.
Never seen anything like it.
- (CLICKS)
- CHRIS:
There we go.- I did it. (CHUCKLES)
- Brilliant.
I'll just sort that out.
Chris?
What?
It's a bit eerie, isn't it?
Yeah, I suppose it is, yeah.
I didn't think it would kill him,
did you, Chris?
Well, there's loads of stuff
under a caravan that'll kill you.
I'll have nightmares
about that tonight now.
Oh, you're not gonna go under a caravan,
are you?
You're gonna be in the driving seat.
In the car, with me.
Well, not driving.
I mean, in the passenger seat.
I'll do the driving.
CHRIS:
Bit of a mess, actually.There we go, good as new.
CHRIS:
This is exactlyhow I imagined it.
There's no one sticking their nose in.
No one penetrating the mind.
(SIGHING) I'll have to sort
all of this out all again.
CHRIS:
Take the noble English oak,Old Knobbley.
That won't stab you in the back
or belittle your five-year plan.
I mean, where am I supposed to put that?
- That tree won't...
- There isn't anywhere.
- There's just no surfaces.
- ... steal things that belong to you
and put them in another place
just to piss you off.
That tree won't involve itself
in low-level bullying
that means you have to leave work.
I've got a confession to make.
Chris. Not a wheat intolerance?
No. It's, uh, it's not just
(DISAPPOINTED) Isn't it?
Well, it is.
I mean, that's a big part of it, but...
(INHALES) Er, I'm writing a book.
- Are you?
- Yeah.
I thought I'd just have
a bit of a sabbatical.
You know, a bit of time off work
and, you know, find my voice.
But, uh, I've had a bit of a problem
with writer's block.
You know, been...
creative constipation.
I hooked up with you at capoeira
and I realised you were exactly
what I needed. You know, a muse.
- Am I your muse?
- Yeah.
- Chris!
- How do you feel about that?
I've never been a muse before.
No? I've never had a muse before.
It's great. Yeah.
- Thank you.
- My pleasure.
- What's the book about?
- (DRUMS PLAYING FAINTLY)
Just sort of making inroads into
my own mind and taking notes as I go.
Do you know what I mean? It's fantastic.
what I've come up with so far.
- MAN:
Knock, knock.- CHRIS:
Oh, hello.Settled in?
CHRIS:
Yeah, we have, thanks.Yeah, lovely spot.
- Not bad, is it?
- Yeah.
Just doing my rounds.
Sorry about the racket.
- CHRIS:
Yeah.- Festival in the yurt field.
- CHRIS:
Who are they?- Uh, well, they're shaman.
They're sort of priests. Shamans.
They're from Portsmouth, you know.
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