Sick Of It All Page #3

in November--

30% off within

seven days of the funeral.

Not only that,

but you obviously would

get that included

with the policy

of your choice.

My name is Anthony prince.

I'm calling on behalf of...

Hi, my name

is Anthony prince...

That's right,

it's insurance...

Superior breath

burial insurance...

Every member of

the family is covered,

and that includes your pet.

Hello, my name is

anthon-- no.

This product is ideal

for people who bleed true

for their team,

country, or religion.

Your team will feel

your support

years after your death.

It doesn't mean

you don't deserve

superior insurance.

If your depression worsens,

and let's say,

god forbid,

the worst happens

and you do what

you say you might do,

you want to leave

your family secure.

Imagine your family

sitting at your funeral,

crying,

weeping for your loss.

...in case you die.

You know what?

I'm not wasting my time.

This is a job.

This is a real job.

My name is--

no? All right.

...adult child.

It can't be

a 14-year-old type adult.

The last one I sold

to a 45-year-old man

who acted like a 6-year-old.

It's awful.

I hate my job.

Please, call me

and give me a f***ing--

I hate my job.

Good morning. Greetings

and salutations, Mr. blue.

-Is it Mr. blue?

-That's me.

It is. Okay, great.

Mr. blue, hello.

My name is Anthony prince.

I'm calling on behalf

of the superior breath

burial insurance company.

For the month of November,

we have a 30% discount

on all of our policies.

That's right,

up to and including

every policy

you purchase today.

Within about a week

of each funeral,

you will be reimbursed

up to 30%

if you purchase this month.

Now, do you have a moment?

I can run by some of

our policies with you.

Yeah, okay.

-You do?

-I do.

All right.

All right, Mr. blue.

-All right.

-You can call me Dale.

Dale. Dale it is.

Yes, sir, Dale.

Okay, let's start with

our top policy.

Let's just start

right off there--

the superior preferred

whole life plan.

That sounds like you,

doesn't it, Dale?

Come on! T-bone!

-Sh*t. Hold on,

Mr. blue.

-What?

It doesn't take

X-ray vision

to see you're in there, man.

Sh*t, sh*t.

Stevie wonder could see

you're in there.

Hey. How you doing?

What are you

doing here, snake?

What's with the cold

renovations, brother?

It looks like a f***ing

haunted house in here.

-Hey, man.

-No, no, no.

You smell like a brewery.

You smell like a brewery.

It's not even

10:
00 A.M., man.

-Hey, hey, hey.

-What? What?

Is old mama Hitler here?

No. No, she's not,

and don't call her that.

Don't call her that.

-Goddamn it.

-Look, I can

smell the clit.

-Goddamn it, man.

-I can smell the clit.

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