Sick Of It All

Synopsis: Sick of it All, a black and white noir style comedy which speaks to the child in all of us. The dark comedy is at once a memorable adult fable about one's lost youth, while in essence paying respect to the wisdom contained within the mind of a child. At its core, Sick of it All, is a magical and surprising tale about the strangeness and troubles that face adulthood.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Mystery
86 min


Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t,

sh*t, sh*t.

In other news,

the case of the missing boy.

The child goes by

the name of l.P.

And he has long,

girl-like hair

and the face of a prince.

He has been missing

for three days,

so, folks,

keep your eyes peeled.

And now for some jazz.

Oh, f***!

--What the f*** are you doing?

-What? What?

-Oh, Jesus. Again?

What the hell

is wrong with you?


-You were pissing in

my goddamn sink.

It's my goddamn sink, too.

It's our goddamn house.

Don't pick a fight with me

just to change the subject.

You just pissed

in our goddamn sink

after I've asked you not to.

Should I just start

leaving my bloody tampons

on your pillow?

-Jesus, relax.

-Don't tell me to relax.

Don't ever tell a woman

to relax.

I have a voice.

I deserve to be heard.

Baby, baby, it's too early

for all of this, all right?

You beat me to the shower

so I pissed in the sink.

I'm sorry.

I promise it won't

happen again.

It was stupid.

It was dumb.


It was really dumb.

Why don't you get dressed

and I'll finish

making breakfast.

If you think I'm eating

your urine-splattered eggs,

then you are dumb.

"Dumb. Really dumb."

Yeah, she won't eat

my urine-splattered eggs,

but she'll put

my dick in her mouth.

-I'm sorry. What?

-What? Rose?

Oh, we'll see

if I put your dick

in my mouth now.

Oh, yeah, great, honey.

Use sex like blackmail,

that's great.

To blackmail you?

What is this,

a murder mystery?

You're a child.

Grow up.

You're a disgusting pig.


Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I'm the child, right?

Because I play with toys.

"You need to grow up,

you fat pig."

That's what they used to say

when I was in third grade,

-and I'm the adult?

-I didn't say anything

about the toys.

And I didn't call you fat.

I called you disgusting.

Oh, yeah,

that's a little bit

more grown-up.

You did call me dumb

three times.

Just let it go.

I'm going to be late.

Just don't talk to me

for five minutes.

You're not even...

You're not even going to

try your toast, even?

No, I'm not.


Hey, I said I was sorry,

and I meant it.

It's fine.

I'm fine.

I'm a little bit

grossed out

and I got upset,

but it's no big deal.


Remember to pay the gas

and electric bills.

-I will.

-Checks are in the

envelopes by the door.

-No problem.

-And the dry cleaning.

-I will grab it.

-My new dress is in there.

-Ooh, the white one.

-Green one.

Right, the green one.

I like the green one.

The green one's sexy.

It's nothing fancy.

It's just a green dress,

but I want to

wear it tonight.

What's tonight?

What do you mean,

what's tonight?

-Dinner with cam.

-Cam? Cam.

Camilian daily?

You forgot?

Anthony, you forgot?

Jesus, you said

you were going to cook.

It was your idea.

It's my idea?

I don't think so.

You invited him at

unqiue's housewarming party.

Why would I do that?

I don't even like the guy.

You are so closed-minded.

He's really helped me.

I know, I mean,

and that's great.

That's good for you.

I like that. That's good.

Then why don't you

like him then?

I don't know, he's just--

he's a little--

wait, what the hell?

What kind of name

is "unique"?

Is that an actual

person name?

Is there somebody

named that?

What? I don't--

housewarming party?

Do you pay attention

to anything?

I have never met

a single person

in my whole life

named unique.

I would remember that.

That's a unique name.

-Last Saturday night.

-Last Saturday?

Where the hell

do you think you were?

Last Saturday?

Oh, Jesus.

I can't do this right now.

Wait, that was her name?

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Brian McGuire

Brian McGuire (13 December 1945 – 29 August 1977) was a racing driver and constructor from Australia. more…

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