Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth Page #3
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Okay, settle down, class.
Settle down. Settle down.
That's it. That's it.
I'm your substitute,
Mrs. Tingle.
Today we're going
to be studying
about the perse cution
of the Jewish people.
Who can tell me what the verb
is in this sentence?
Sabrina? Moesha? Daria?
Ooh? Eeh? Ooh ah ah?
Who can tell me if Frankenstein
was circumcised?
Martina? Don't forget to give
Grandma her laxative.
I won't.
Slab, I think you've had enough.
Why?
Be cause you won't have
any room for beer.
Whew, that was close.
Man, if I wre cked,
my dad would kill me.
Hand me a beer.
is going to be the best ever.
I'm the new Kielbasa queen.
I just got accepted to
Harv ard Law School, baby.
I just got a foreign exchange
student living in my house.
She's Swedish !
- And I just got a D in math !
- Yeah !
Slab! Look out!
I think I hit something.
Yup, I've got a fever.
Slab, you've got blood
all over you.
Oh, that's no problem.
It comes out with
a little tequila.
Old s cout trick.
Slab, give me a hand.
Wasn't that trophy enough?
Yes, but we have
to dump this deer.
Alright, sweetie.
Can everybody keep a se cret?
Mar-teeen-ahhhhhhhhhhh.
Yes.
This never happened.
Who can tell me how
to conjugate the verb "expire"?
" Doughy."
That's an interesting name.
Thanks.
It's my dad's name.
He's a baker.
Hagatha.
Now that's a beautiful name.
Thanks.
Oh, do they?
That's so cute.
Dammit! She's flat!
Actually, they're C cups.
I guess I got to get
these things redone.
Doughy.
Doughy...
I was wondering, how did you get
into this line of work?
Well, I got too fat
for the ballet,
and I could never
get my bulge right,
so I figured,
"What the hell?"
Hagatha...
Do you have a boyfriend?
Well, not yet.
Mail order, huh?
I tried that a few times myself.
If it doesn't work out,
would you let me know?
I sure will.
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
Okay, Tiffany, Amber,
into the chair.
Come on, shake it!
Ladies...
Now, I need a volunteer.
Boner, you look like a victim.
You're up.
B-But, Mr. Hasselhof,
I-I can't swim...
- Perfe ct.
- No!
Parko!
I want to live.
Oh yeah, I want to live...
Yeah.
Not so much tongue, Amber.
Now this is a textbook example
of mouth to mouth resus citation.
Some of you may want
to practice this at home.
Or, if you'd like
to stay after class,
- I'd be more than happy to...
- Ewwwww!
Boner!
It's Bah-ner, sir!
Not at the moment...
You have to make sure
this gets to the governor
as soon as possible.
It's my last chance,
little brother.
Otherwise, I'll fry.
Don't worry, Jimmy.
You can count on me.
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