Shrek Forever After Page #4

Puss:
Then Shrek kissed the Princess. She turned into a beautiful ogre and they lived…

Donkey:
Happily…

Fiona:
Ever…

Shrek:
After.

The kids all jumped and cheered. After the guests left and the triplets were put to sleep, Shrek took some dishes from the table and headed to where Fiona was washing some dishes at the sink next to the window. Fiona then saw a star whizzing by.

Fiona:
Look! A shooting star!

She closed her eyes, scrunched up her nose and crossed her fingers.

Shrek:
So, what did you wish for?

Fiona:
That every day could be like this one.

Shrek:
Come here, you.

The two then embraced and kissed, while Puss sat on the side of the window, playing a guitar as he sang a tender song.

Puss:
(singing) One love One heart Let's get together and feel alright

The next morning, Shrek was awakened the same way he was yesterday: by the squeaking of his kids' squeaky toy.

Felicia:
Morning, Daddy.

Fiona:
Morning.

So, the events from yesterday began to happen again, starting with Shrek burping his babies. The boys belched, but Felicia broke wind.

Fiona:
(passes by) Better out than in.

Next, it was changing time.

Shrek:
Did my little Fergus make a…

Before he could finish, a fountain of fluid sprayed at his face and even got into his mouth, but thankfully, it was coming from a goldfish Fergus squirted water from as he giggled.

Shrek:
(takes the fish) Cute. Real cute.

He took the fish and dropped it back in the goldfish bowl. Then, after taking the diaper to the pail outside, he went to the outhouse with the tourist chariot arriving again, to his annoyance.

Tour Guide:
(through megaphone) This lovable lug taught us you don’t have to change your undies to change the world!

He slammed the door. Later, he hoped to have some alone time and drink his eyeball-tini in his armchair, but Donkey showed up again.

Donkey:
Play date!

He and his kids barged in, and as he sang, the dronkeys flew around, chasing the giggling ogre babies.

Then, Shrek decided to relax in the mud pit outside, but suddenly Fiona came outside.

Fiona:
(calls out) Shrek! The outhouse is clogged up!

Shrek's eyes widened.

That night, the story that was told at dinner the previous night was told again.

Puss:
She turned into a beautiful ogre and they lived…

Donkey:
Happily…

Fiona:
Ever…

Shrek:
(confused) After?

Then the routine happened again with Shrek being woken up by his babies and the squeaky toy, and this time, the triplets were in the bed between the parents, with Farkle pounding Shrek, who looked like he barely got any sleep.

Felicia:
Daddy, get up!

Fergus:
Morning.

Next, it was time for burping. All three burped, one by one, but then broke wind simultaneously.

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