Shrek Forever After Page #3

Rumpelstiltskin:
(darkly) I wish that ogre was never born!

In the certain swamp home of our ogre hero, another day was beginning as we see the same "Beware of Ogres" sign, now with the pictures of the ogre baby triplets added, and a swing set and small slide were added in the yard. Inside the home, Shrek and Fiona were asleep in their bed until awakened by a squeaking noise. They looked and saw their babies at the foot of the bed, with Felicia squeaking a squeaky toy.

Felicia:
Wake up, Daddy, wake up!

Fiona:
Good morning.

Shrek:
Good morning to you too.

The ogres kissed.

After getting up and dressed, Shrek was in his arm-chair with his kids, each drinking swamp juice from their own sippy cup, and each gave a small belch.

Fiona:
(passes by) Better out than in.

Shrek:
(chuckles) That’s MY line.

A bit later, Shrek brought Fergus over to the changing table.

Shrek:
Did my little Fergus make a…(jumps back) WHOA! (waves hand in front of face) Big, grownup ogre stink!

Some time after changing Fergus, Shrek went outside with the full rotten diaper, heading to the diaper pale.

Shrek:
Oh, that’s diabolical!

He dumped it in, and then he took a newspaper, heading to the outhouse. At this time, a bus-sized chariot known as the "Star Tours Chariot" appeared, with a tour guide and tourists here to see the famous ogre.

Tour Guide:
(through megaphone) And on your left, the lovable lug that showed us you don’t have to change your undies to change the world!

The ogre gave an annoyed look before closing the door to the outhouse.

Tour Guide:
(through megaphone) I wonder what Shrek’s up to in there.

Next, Shrek was trying to fit a little shoe onto Farkle's foot, with Farkle moving his little legs around, and was having trouble trying to put it on.

Shrek:
Get in there. Get…it's impossible to put on!

Fiona then showed up and thought she would help. So she placed it on her son's foot.

Fiona:
Okay, (begins tying) the dragon goes under the bridge, through the loop, and finally, into the castle.

The parents then blew on their baby's cheeks. A bit later, Shrek thought he'd have some time to himself so he sat in his armchair with a glass of eyeball-tini in his hand, and just when he was about to sip it, a certain donkey popped his head through the window.

Donkey:
Play date!

The startled ogre yelped as he fell back. Then Donkey and his kids came in to spend time with Shrek and his family.

Donkey:
(singing) Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall All you've got to do is call!

That night, at dinner, Puss flipped in the air and landed on the dinner table, finishing a story being told to the kids.

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