Shrek Page #7

GORDO:

Blah! Awful stuff.

BLIND MOUSE1

Is that you, Gordo?

GORDO:

How did you know?

SHREK:

Enough! (he grabs the 3 mice) What are

you doing in my house? (He gets bumped

from behind and he drops the mice.)

Hey! (he turns and sees the Seven Dwarves

with Snow White on the table.) Oh, no,

no, no. Dead broad off the table.

DWARF:

Where are we supposed to put her? The

bed's taken.

SHREK:

Huh?

Shrek marches over to the bedroom and throws back the curtain.

The Big Bad Wolf is sitting in the bed. The wolf just looks at

him.

BIG BAD WOLF:

What?

TIME LAPSE:

Shrek now has the Big Bad Wolf by the collar and is dragging

him to the front door.

SHREK:

I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm

a terrifying ogre! What do I have to

do get a little privacy? (He opens the

front door to throw the Wolf out and

he sees that all the collected Fairy

Tale Creatures are on his land.) Oh,

no. No! No!

The 3 bears sit around the fire, the pied piper is playing his

pipe and the rats are all running to him, some elves are directing

flight traffic so that the fairies and witches can land...etc.

SHREK:

What are you doing in my swamp? (this

echoes and everyone falls silent.)

Gasps are heard all around. The 3 good fairies hide inside a

tent.

SHREK:

All right, get out of here. All of you,

move it! Come on! Let's go! Hapaya!

Hapaya! Hey! Quickly. Come on! (more

dwarves run inside the house) No, no!

No, no. Not there. Not there. (they

shut the door on him) Oh! (turns to

look at Donkey)

DONKEY:

Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite

them.

PINOCCHIO:

Oh, gosh, no one invited us.

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