Shrek 2 Page #4

- I'll make you fancy, I'll make you great

- The kind of girl a prince would date!

They'll write your name

on the bathroom wall...

''For a happy ever after,

give Fiona a call!''

A sporty carriage to ride in style,

Sexy man boy chauffeur, Kyle

Banish your blemishes, tooth decay,

Cellulite thighs will fade away

And oh, what the hey!

Have a bichon fris!'

Nip and tuck, here and there

to land that prince with the perfect hair

Lipstick liners, shadows blush

To get that prince with the sexy tush

Lucky day, hunk buffet

You and your prince take a roll in the hay

You can spoon on the moon

With the prince to the tune

Don't be drab, you'll be fab

Your prince will have rock-hard abs

Cheese souffl, Valentine's Day

Have some chicken fricassee!

Nip and tuck, here and there

To land that prince with the perfect hair

Stop!

Look...

Thank you very much,

Fairy Godmother,

but l really don't need all this.

- Fine. Be that way.

- We didn't like you, anyway.

- Fiona? Fiona?

Oh! You got a puppy?

All l got in my room was shampoo.

Oh, uh...

Fairy Godmother, furniture...

l'd like you to meet my husband, Shrek.

Your husband? What? What did you say?

When did this happen?

Shrek is the one who rescued me.

- But that can't be right.

- Oh, great, more relatives!

She's just trying to help.

Good! She can help us pack.

Get your coat, dear. We're leaving.

- What?

- l don't want to leave.

When did you decide this?

- Shortly after arriving.

- Look, l'm sorry...

No, that's all right.

l need to go, anyway.

But remember, dear.

lf you should ever need me...

happiness...

is just a teardrop away.

Thanks, but we've got all

the happiness we need.

Happy, happy, happy...

So l see.

Let's go, Kyle.

- Very nice, Shrek.

- What?

l told you coming here was a bad idea.

You could've at least tried

to get along with my father.

l don't think l was going to get

Daddy's blessing,

even if l did want it.

Do you think it might be nice

if somebody asked me what l wanted?

Sure. Do you want me

to pack for you?

You're unbelievable!

You're behaving like a...

- Go on! Say it!

- Like an ogre!

Here's a news flash for you!

Whether your parents like it or not...

l am an ogre!

And guess what, Princess?

That's not about to change.

l've made changes for you, Shrek.

Think about that.

That's real smooth, Shrek.

''l'm an ogre!''

l knew this would happen.

You should.

You started it.

l can hardly believe that, Lillian.

He's the ogre. Not me.

l think, Harold, you're taking this

a little too personally.

This is Fiona's choice.

But she was supposed to choose

the prince we picked for her.

l mean, you expect me to give

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