Shovel Buddies Page #2

The texts disappear

after you send them,

and it's what he said.

Look, Mcginnis already

has him at the funeral home.

What about the Jersey?

Guys, he didn't

send the message.

Then can you cremate him

wearing it?

All right. Give me a minute.

Jimmy, I know you

didn't get to be here...

And I don't know what happened

between you boys.

No answer.

Let's get the car.

Open your ears, son.

He's gone.

We appreciate

everything you did.

We really do.

We appreciate it,

but we didn't get a note,

and I was there.

I was there at the end,

and he was happy.

Look, if you guys

are gonna toast him,

at least

do it the way he wanted.

Excuse me?

What did you say?

Let me handle this.

Sorry.

We can get the Jersey.

I'll get someone

to drive us over

if you're not up to do it, okay?

Jimmy, we're tired.

- Right, but...

- Jimmy, just go.

I just think that if...

Don't you think if he wanted

it he would've told us?

- So that's it?

- I'm not giving up.

I'm waiting till dark.

Why are we here?

The funeral home

is 30 miles away from here.

- We can't bike it.

- So we're...

My old man keeps his car keys

in his nightstand. Sh*t.

Your parents

lock their own bedroom?

They like privacy.

So trusting.

Are you helping or what?

Mom and dad are gonna kill us.

It's fine. We'll get

a new one at home depot.

They'll never know.

Gonna have to do this together.

Don't get all metaphorical.

Can't we just get

a different Jersey

from one of the other

players on the team?

Sammy wanted his Jersey.

If he wanted to be

in someone else's sh*t,

he would've sent

the will to them.

Yeah, well, f*** Sammy.

We're already going out

of our way...

Do it, p*ssy.

Hey. Are we gonna

do this or what?

- You're staying.

- I want to go.

- It's too dangerous.

- If you leave him here,

he's gonna blow our cover again.

- You're gonna get in our way.

- I promise I won't.

You're not coming.

Just let him come.

Just get in the back.

Go.

Why do I have a feeling that

this is gonna be f***ing epic?

You piece of sh*t!

Sorry, man, I'm new at this.

We'll be out late.

Will your parents mind?

I make my own rules, b*tch.

I was gonna eat that.

It's time.

Wake the f***ing

neighborhood while you're at it.

So how do we do it?

She threw me her sheets.

Are you f***ing serious?

It worked.

I bet you only

got through missionary

before you blew your load.

Shut up and give me boost.

Come on.

Pull yourself up.

Sh*t!

Usually I like to be

the one on top.

I have an idea.

It's f***ing stuck.

You jammed it earlier.

Suck my dick.

Where are you going?

Well, we'll fit now.

Motherfuck.

It has to be here.

Just be careful.

You broke the f***ing window?

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