Shotgun Wedding Page #3
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[ Pensee ]
Hey-oh!
"good hair days
and bad hair days,
when you're looking
smoking hot...
and on those occasions
when maybe you're feeling
a little bloated"--
[ Pensee ]
Whoa! Oh, hell, no!
[ Ted ]
jokes in your vows, man.
[ All Talking At Once ]
No, guys.
Rosemary thinks I'm funny.
She likes it when I'm funny.
But not when you're
supposed to be pledging
your undying love and fidelity.
Yeah, man.
They're really terrible.
[ Pensee ]
She'll hate it,
and then she'll hate you.
[ Ted ]
You should take
another pass on 'em, seriously.
[ Pensee ]
They're really immature.
All right. Tomorrow.
Tomorrow I'll fix 'em.
[ Man ]
You're already-- [ Indistinct ]
[ Robert ] Hey, listen.
You been here all night, man.
You can go home if you want.
I can go?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[ Pensee ]
Three-way!
[ Laughing ]
[ Indistinct ]
[ Pensee ]
Yay!
[ All Laughing, Shouting ]
[ Pensee ]
It's okay. It's okay.
Everything's gonna be just--
[ Laughs ]
Dong-dong, dong-dong,
dong-dong, dong-dong
[ Man ]
We're standing in puke.
[ Pensee ]
I wrote "dong" on his face.
[ Laughing ]
Room for one more!
I'm coming.
I've never felt so alive.
Here. Two guys.
Good old time.
And the groomsman.
Rosemary is so cool
and hot.
Oh, man, thanks.
And rich.
Thanks, man.
Rich in tits!
[ Burbling ]
[ Chuckles ]
Yeah.
[ Robert ]
Protect the home base.
This is our land!
I was on fire today.
Never even shot a gun before.
[ Robert ]
That's beginner's luck.
[ Laughs ]
Your best score
tied my worst score. What?
Oh, yeah?
Pull.
Nailed it again.
Can't miss.
Wait. What are you guys
talking about?
Skeet shooting.
Pensee, it's the middle
of the night. We can't--
I'm the groom.
We can do
what we want.
Whoa!
Come on!
[ Pensee ]
It's time to go
and shoot something.
I don't know what it is.
[ Ted ]
Love murder!
[ Robert ]
Okay.
[ Pensee ] Yeah.
Shh, shh, shh.
Shh!
It's like a--
Pensee, quiet.
I didn't say anything!
Pensee, quiet.
You be quiet!
You're talking.
I wasn't.
Okay. No more talking.
[ Chuckles ]
You wanna hold it?
Yeah, I do.
Touch it.
What was that?
You want me to shoot you?
Follow me.
[ Shotgun C*cks ]
[ Chuckles ]
All right. You ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Are you ready-ready?
I'm ready.
You ready-ready-ready?
Are you ready?
[ Pensee ]
I'm ready.
Okay.
Okay. Pull!
[ Gunshot ]
Oh! Slam!
[ Chattering ]
[ Blaze ]
They didn't invite me to this?
F***in' a**holes, man.
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