Shoot-Out at Medicine Bend Page #5

in this worthy enterprise?

Uncle Elam?

Excuse me.

Wouldn't it be a good idea if...

I mean, don't you think

it might be possible to...

That is, couldn't we

use somebody else...

Sure was nice of Mr. King

to give you a job

and let us all sleep

up in this nice, warm hayloft.

He didn't say anything about

you fellas.

- He didn't say we couldn't.

- Well, just don't start redoing the place.

Say, those two dollars

that Mr. King advanced you.

Are we gonna let 'em get mildewed?

Or are we going down to the Pioneer

Saloon for a night of wine,

women and song?

- You're staying right here.

- Aw! An hour or so wouldn't hurt.

Maybe we could convert somebody.

- Convert 'em to what?

- I've got a couple of ideas on the subject.

All right. Let's take a stroll.

Maybe it won't hurt to get

acquainted with Medicine Bend.

- Yee-hoo!

- Yippee!

Wait a minute, wait a minute!

Remember who you're supposed to be.

No smoking, no drinking.

- And no nothing.

- No nothing?

You heard me.

# The other night,

while I was walking

# Underneath the moon

# I overheard two lovers talking

# About their honeymoon

# Honeymoon

Honeymoon

# He said, oh, my darling,

we'll be married soon

# If you will

# Kiss me quick

# And leave me never

# Never let me go

# Quickly, darling, say you love me

# For I love you so

# She said, will you love me always

# If I kiss you so?

# And never roam and love another

- # How am I to know? #

- Gee, she can sing, too!

- What do you mean, too?

- Well, stands to reason

she can do other things.

Like sewing or knitting.

Thee is not finding out!

# Well, he said...

# Kiss me quick and you'll discover

- # Why I'll never roam... #

- Don't tell me. I know.

# I could never love another

# Darlin', don't you know?

# She kissed him

and the moon exploded

# Like a big balloon

# Before they knew it,

they were married

# And on their honeymoon

- # Honeymoon

- Honeymoon

- # Honeymoon

- Honeymoon

# They were married

and upon their honeymoon

# Now she says

# Kiss me quick

# And leave me never

# Never let me go

# Quickly, darling, say you love me

# For I love you so #

Come on. Come on!

Do you like it that way, Brother?

Oh, yes, sir. The milk removes

the evil fire from the spirits.

Yeah? Well, have some more.

I thought thee

didn't like buttermilk.

Must be getting used to it.

Well, I see you're catching on fast.

You earn your wages

at the Pioneer Emporium,

- spend 'em here at the Pioneer Saloon.

- Yes, sir!

Have a good time.

Do you think we got him fooled

in these get-ups, Captain?

Not sure.

Well, hello.

You boys enjoying yourselves?

Would you... I mean...

Would thee join us?

I don't get a cut on anything

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