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But I've been had

And, Brad I'm glad to say

Is on his way

Micro-digital awaker

Why are we always

sooner or later

Bitchin' in the kitchen

or crying in the bedroom all night

Shower curtain

- Wash those blues away...

Won't you help me

to be certain

Oh, toothpaste

- Arm yourself to the teeth...

Don't you put

the squeeze on me

Depilatator

Why are we always

sooner or later

Bitchin' in the kitchen

or crying in the bedroom all night

Now it's back to Marriage Maze. And for

those of you who are Dentonvale watchers...

here's our surprise guest.

- And here's Bert!

- Hey, folks! It's Ricky from the Rest Home.

- Hey, Bert.

- Hey, Ricky.

I've come for Mr. Majors.

Brad will learn how to care

in the surgical chair.

- Nothing serious, I hope?

- Oh, no. Just a routine checkup.

Just a routine checkup,

eh, viewers?

Come in.

Tell me, spectator

Why are we always

sooner or later

Bitchin' in the kitchen

or crying in the bedroom all night

Well, Bert's done it again.

Another rocky marriage

is headed for intensive care.

The subject is committed.

As are we all.

Dentonvale.

The Arrival.

Introducing Brad and Janet Majors.

Mr. And Mrs. Majors.

How wonderful to see you.

I'm Doctor Cosmo McKinley...

and this is my sister

and colleague...

Dr. Nation McKinley.

We understand you've been

going through a rather trying time.

Well, yes, we have.

Now listen. There's-

There's nothing really wrong with me.

Janet and I haven't

been getting along too well lately...

and I've had a little-

a little trouble...

- Oh, Brad.

- Ooh.

- Does he do this often?

- No, he's never done this before.

Good. Then there's still hope.

Lots and lots of hope.

If anyone can help Brad, we can.

- Well, he does need help.

- Nurse Ansalong, you've arrived.

- Oh, that was real short notice because the other models-

- Attend to Mr. Majors, Nurse.

There are just one or two formalities

that have to be dealt with, Mrs. Majors.

A contract to be signed.

Oh, could I do that

later, please?

Of course you can, Mrs. Majors.

Sign the contract tomorrow.

Ouch! Mrs. Majors.

Just one or two details.

Does Brad have any living relatives-

any blood relatives?

- No, he doesn't. Could I take care of this later?

- Of course.

Why did you tell me

not to sign now?

Well, that way you

get the first day free.

Here's Bert, that eternal showbiz wiz...

with a family connection

in the 30-Second Quiz.

As Janet's parents,

this should be really easy.

About Brad's family?

Your last clue is...

mental instability.

You have 30 seconds.

Mental instability?

- He was adopted, you know.

- Oh, yeah. I'd forgotten.

Well, I hadn't. I was worried about

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