Sharknado 2: The Second One Page #5

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we're sitting. I'm gonna go look for him.

Alright.

He'll find us.

If he shows up.

What's the hold up? Why we slowing down.

Traffic.

This is New York you know.

Look Bud, there's gotta be some back way.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, keep your money.

I'll get you there somehow.

Just um, just answer

me one question, ok?

What does the inside of a shark smell like?

There's no words to describe that, pal.

I don't know, I always

thought it would smell like...

Chicken.

No.

Or smell like Salmon or Cod.

Hey. Looks like the ferry's there.

Let's go.

Hey Can I get 4 hot dogs

and 3 chips for the girls?

Thank you.

Harland "The Blaster' McGuinness?

Quiet.

Jesus. It's you.

7 time all-star 2nd basemen.

285 career batting average.

15 years Mets manager.

What are you doing waiting

in line getting a dog here?

Why aren't you in the VIP section,

getting all that free food?

Want to hear a story?

Yeah.

About 25 years ago, man just like this...

It's my last time at bat.

You remember?

Yeah. You struck out pretty bad.

My dad...

Sitting down there, section

C seat 117 and I let him down.

It's good seats.

It's my last time at bat

and all I wanted to do...

was to hit a home run for my pops.

Still feel him watching over me.

This game.

Once it's in your blood, never leaves.

That's a bummer man.

Hey, hey. Hey!

Yeah?

Hey listen, if you ever need a cab again,

I'm Ben. Just call me. I'll be there.

I'm also an actor.

I can play you. If they

ever do a movie of your life.

If anyone's playing me in

a movie, it's gonna be me.

Not a bad idea.

You think it still there?

Yes

How are you Mrs (Wixler)

It's hurt.

You need any mitigation?

No

Ha!

I got to get out of here.

I'll move you to a different room.

No, I got to get out of the

hospital. I gotta go find Fin.

He's in the storm.

Ma'am, you've just came out

of surgery after major trauma.

You're in no condition to leave.

You need rest.

Attention all personnel,

we are evacuating the east wing

immediately. Patients please

remain in your rooms...

I'll be right back.

Hospital personnel will assist you.

Fin!

Hey there.

Skye?

Yeah.

I haven't seen you since graduation.

Yeah.

What are you doing here?

I was hoping that you'd come.

Everyone in the neighborhood

still talks about you.

You look great.

You do too.

I forgot to give you something

the last time I saw you.

What was that?

Wow, um...

I'm with April.

Your cheerleader?

I thought you divorced.

Uh, yeah well its... its complicated.

We're uh... we're working through it.

Yeah.

It's cool.

Where the guys?

Umm... section 112, row 22.

Ladies and Gentlemen it looks like

we are going to have

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