Sharknado 2: The Second One Page #4

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Go.

Save them.

I'll be ok.

Alright, I'll go.

Thanks Fin.

We'll meet you at the hotel.

Hotel. Copy that.

What's gonna hit?

You stay out of trouble.

I'm the one who's suppose

to be saying that to you.

You stay out of trouble.

What's going to hit?

You guys.

Mom, what's going on?

Since when are there sharks in Manhattan?

You should probably ask my brother.

Ah we're going to take a look

at the weather right now. I have

never in 56 years seen a weather pattern

like the one we've had this summer here.

Matt, this is nuts. We've already had

record breaking heat. Now we're talking

- about the potential of snow fall.

- Snow in July.

I know!

It sounds like a joke.

It is not my friends.

We have this artic air

mass. It's coming in.

It's going to bring at

least 3 to 4 inches of snow.

Making it's way through the outer burrows

parts of Northwestern

New Jersey. Same time,

a massive low pressure system developing

it's going to bring wind. And it

is going to bring torrential rains.

So we are looking at a convergence

zone right over Manhattan...

that is gonna bring weather

you've never seen before, Matt.

This is unprecedented.

All you can do is just shake your head, Al.

Thank very much, and

Al's gonna bring us the

lasted developments on this

bizarre weather, as they come in.

Martin it's Fin.

When you get this message call me back

on my cell phone. Coming to get you.

If we don't connect, you've got to get

back to Manhattan as soon as you can.

Hey, you know I recognize you.

You're that guy that got eaten by the

great white and lived to tell about it.

How you doing?

Why do you think I picked you up?

This storm is gonna be a real ass kicker.

The other day, trashcans kept flying of

the street, and hit me on the windshield.

Take a look at that. Ah.

Almost crapped on my pants.

I got to get to the ballpark.

What? Baseball today?

You're lucky if they come out

of the club house today.

It's not baseball I'm worried about.

Nathan Fast here

on WTHS Asylum radio!

Next up, we're gonna

talk about the crazy

weather happening here in New York

City. Looks like quite the storm brewing.

That's how you hit the ball.

You see it and you wack it!

I don't know how they're

playing like this. It's so cold.

It's getting colder out here, man.

Yeah, I guess Fin is too Mr. California

to come to Queens to hang for a game.

- Right.

- Too bad.

Yeah, love the way they're hitting today.

Just like old times, right?

Yeah well, me and Vaughn are

starting to uh... family tradition.

I dig it. Yeah, I don't

think Fin is gonna bite.

You guys gotta... work

your beef out somehow.

Well, he's super Fin. Let him work it out.

Guys, maybe Fin doesn't remember where

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