Shall We Dance Page #4
before I could hear anything.
Well, there's lots of other reasons
why he could be whispering.
I mean, maybe he didn't wanna
wake up the kids. Huh?
Or he could be planning a surprise for you.
I mean, your birthday's coming up, isn't it?
In two weeks.
That's it.
Take a breath, go get yourself a brownie
in the kitchen, just chill. It's gonna be fine.
OK.
- Euh!
- Ooh-hoo-hoo!
You silly goose, you.
She'll be divorced by Easter.
Come on, John.
Join the warm-up.
Ow!
- Jesus! I'm sorry!
- Watch your floorcraft, spasmo!
What, you think you own this floor? I'll
have a bruise the size of Texas tomorrow!
- Go away!
- Go away? You go away!
Take your stupid music with you!
I can't dance to that crap.
and let that fat cow insult you?
- I'm sorry, what did you say?
- Nothing. She didn't say anything.
Sorry. These are the teeth
I wear for the Latin.
It gets your smile out there.
Just a little bit bigger smile.
Bam! Gets the judges right
in the eye, catches the light.
And then the make-up -
you know the make-up.
"Swish-butt," "Fancy pants,"
"Pinky boy"...
All these names, all these names I've been
called ever since I was eight years old...
and dancing around
to my mother's rumba records.
You know what
the worst of it is? Huh?
I'm not gay. Can you imagine how much
easier my life would be if I were?
I mean, a straight man who likes
walks a very lonely road.
I got news for you.
Look, you're not gonna
tell anybody in the office, are you?
No, no, no. I wouldn't do that.
Look, I'm in the same boat, aren't I?
No, you're not. You're not.
- Why not?
- Because... people like you.
You know what I mean?
You're charming.
I'm Linky Link. They would
crucify me if they found out.
I'm the super sports fan, you know?
- You don't like football?
- I... You know.
Run three yards, fall down, pile up.
Run three yards, fall down, pile up.
I mean, you know, four months of that,
I'm ready to put a gun to my head.
- Fooled me.
- I know. I fooled everybody.
You know what my dream is?
What?
My dream... is to be able
to dance free and proud.
Under my own name.
For all the world to see.
That's my dream.
Did I get it all?
Hey, Andy. It's Bev.
Look, I'm sorry to call you so late.
I was just trying to find John.
Called the office at six and Betsy said
that he'd left for the day, and I was just...
You got home by five?
How did you manage that, you lucky dog?
Ah, there's the door.
OK. See you. Bye.
Sorry I'm late.
I got hung up at the office.
I wish you'd call, 'cause we were looking
all over for your car keys forever...
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