Sex Guaranteed Page #4

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Nah, nah, he's right. This

could be good for you, Kevin.

Just confront your fears.

This could break the curse.

Well, I'm not doing it. It's

just stupid, I'm going...

Oh, you're doing it.

Man, and, dude might throw you some cash

for you know, your

bouncing heads and what not.

Yeah, I mean I guess I could stop by, and

then I wouldn't have to have the sex, right?

I didn't say that sh*t.

"I guess" No, no, no.

Do the f***ing math, Kev.

It's a rich guy getting [shouts]

f***ed up in a goddamn mansion.

This is your investor.

Come on, we're going right now.

I wanna go to the party.

- That's a weird motherf***er.

- That is f***ed up.

Did we just not get invited to the party?

- I guess not.

- That's some bullshit.

[dance music playing]

These are the rules of Egg fight.

Open hand strikes only.

There will be no fists allowed.

Should the egg crack on your mouth,

spit it out, stupid!

Because you are the vanquished man.

[people cheering]

All right. Commence!

[people laughing] [man groans]

You have offended me.

[Kevin] I think I'm gonna start with the

fastest growing stuff first and then move

into our big vision for the place.

Maybe you wanna play along a little bit

before, you know, you start asking for money.

Look, if I grab the whole

investment block here today,

I mean, I can take Angie to the

place, I could show her the lease...

Forget about Angie. This is about money.

If this guy wants to get you

laid, then let him get you laid.

You gotta do whatever this guy wants,

so that he will give you the money.

It's a logical investment.

I know it is.

Just go in there and have sex.

I'm not having sex, Steve.

Go on, get the f*** out of here.

Be a man.

[man] Give me a min.

Hi. Um...

I was invited by the owner of the house.

[water trickling]

Ah, Jesus. Sorry. Um...

I'm taking a sh*t, bro.

Oh, um, sorry.

[people cheering]

[cheering continues]

[party music gets louder]

[woman] Go, go, go, go. [cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering]

That's how you do it! That's how you do it!

Get it!

You looking at me crazy?

I'll f*** you up, mister.

What do you say, Kevin? You made it, buddy.

I thought you might not show. Drink?

Yeah, sure.

- Take a seat.

- [Zade] This is the guy?

Kevin, I'd like to introduce you to Zade.

Zade, this is Kevin.

Hi. I'm Zade.

- So, how's life, Kevin?

- Life's good.

[whirring]

There you go, Kev.

Try that.

You know that business

I was telling you about,

yeah, it's... trampolining.

[Carl] Mmm. Jumping.

You got a business model for

that? How do you monetize that?

Yeah. Um, trampolining is one of the

fastest growing sports in America.

They have them in schools

now. It's huge in Asia.

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