Set It Up Page #3

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the final play unless there's a penalty.

Kellogg's throw...

It's gonna be tapped and caught!

It's caught!

It's caught!

- [door opens]

- [laughing]

You're up! Oh, my gosh, hi.

How was your date?

It was good. He's in my room now

drinking Gatorade

to recover from our vigorous love-making.

- Nice.

- Really?

No. I worked late. Didn't make it in time.

Oh...

Dude, loved Kirsten's article

about Cleveland fans.

- I sent it to ten people.

- He did.

Wasn't it awesome? How was the party?

Gilbert was there.

You haven't seen him since...

[Becca laughing]

Since she had sex with him

in the bathroom on the Acela?

- You told him about that?

- I could read it from your hand code.

I tell him everything, Harp.

If we had to avoid every guy

she's had sex with

on public transportation,

we'd never leave the apartment.

- [chuckles] Shut up.

- Do you want a glass of cold water?

- Yes. I would love that.

- Okay.

- I love you.

- I love you so much.

- Love you, Mike.

- I love you, Harper.

He's such a dork. Oh, God. I love him.

- I love you. I'm gonna go to bed.

- Sweet dreams.

Good night.

[Becca screams]

- Janet?

- [Becca] What?

No way!

- No way!

- [Mike chuckles]

I said no. I...

I'm kidding! I said yes! [shouts]

Oh, my God. We're not old enough

to get married, though.

What? What?

I love you.

Congratulations. Congratulations

and I'm so happy for you.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

- I love you, Mike! My favorite people.

- I love you, Harper!

- I was talking to my mom...

- I'm gonna let you do that.

I just wanna spend my life with you.

- Are you kidding me?

- Oh, my God.

[Mike] I'm so excited.

- [Duncan] Hey, buddy.

- [yelps]

What...? How long have you been there?

You're sitting alone in the dark?

Do you have a guy over?

Why do you always assume

I have a guy over?

Not all gay guys are having sex

all the time.

- Don't you have to teach soon?

- Can't sleep.

I'm setting up this art show for a kid

living at a homeless shelter with his mom.

I think he's good enough to get into

one of those magnet schools.

Today I got a waiter fired for dripping

condensation on Rick's pant leg, so...

I also feel good.

When you get promoted, you can be one of

those rich guys that donates supplies.

So you don't feel so bad.

We love that guy.

We make him a card every year.

- I'll call you later.

- You better.

[door opens then closes]

Technically, this time,

I did have a guy over.

[Dan] Martin's leaving.

He's gonna be a VP at Sequoia Capital.

Serious? He's jumping associate

and right to VP?

It's Rick. He knows everybody there.

If you got his stamp of approval,

- it's the golden ticket.

- Martin's barely 30.

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