Set It Up
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2018
- 105 min
- 8,418 Views
1
[phones ringing]
[woman 1] Jessica, the phones!
[man 1] Jonathan, cancel my 10:00.
[man 2] Conor, get in here. Conor?
- [woman 2] Bring me my lunch!
- [man 3] What's my password?
[chattering]
[woman 2] Rachel, where were you?
Were you in the back?
[Martha Reeves & The Vandellas'
"Nowhere to Run" playing]
Nowhere to run to, baby
Nowhere to hide
[man] Hey! What's-your-face.
Coming.
Nowhere to run to, baby
Nowhere to hide
No, no, no. I said no onions.
I said onions were fatal.
As in if there are onions,
I will be killed.
I know it says, "Do not duplicate,"
but my boss says, "Do duplicate."
And right now, her rules supersede
the state of New York's.
Janet, I've got a master's in sociology
and nothing else to do today.
Put me on hold as long as you want.
I'm not hanging up
until his seat is bumped to first class.
- [cell phone ringing]
- I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
[man] Hi, Tammy.
He wanted me to let you know
that he's breaking up with you
and he needs you
out of the apartment by 6:00.
[Tammy] You think you can break up
with me? I wanna talk to Richard.
- Get that a**hole on the phone.
- [sighs]
Get this to my doctor.
That needs to be warm.
And ask if it's contagious.
Each night as I sleep
Into my heart you creep
I wake up feelin' sorry I met you
Hoping soon that I'll forget you
When I look in the mirror
To comb my hair
I see your face just a smiling there
Be free. Heh. Save yourself.
- Are you trying to starve me?
- No.
My bones are eating themselves.
Order me that thing
that I like from that place
with the gay waiter.
And make sure that this is at 10,000 steps
before Yuvus gets here tomorrow.
I do not want him to think I was not
working out between sessions.
Got it.
[chuckles] Hi, yes. Oh, my God.
I've been on hold for so long.
Yes, the truffle mac and cheese,
the kale salad...
[panting]
and a hamburger.
Forty-five minutes? Is there any way
it could be five minutes instead?
No?
That's fine.
I'll be here for the next 45 minutes.
I'll be here forever.
[man] Taxi!
[sighs]
Just waiting for my boss.
Rick Otis. He'd been on Shark Tank.
Forbes 40 Under 40.
- Doorway area is for members only.
- Yeah.
Just gotta call my girlfriend.
Her name's Suze. She's very pretty.
Suze. Rick's working late
at the District Club. Can I just meet...?
I'm out.
- How'd it go? You, uh, gonna invest?
- Ha.
I'll invest in that company
when they figure out
how to dip their d*cks in ink and write
the Japanese symbol for "horse sh*t."
Do the thing.
Think of seared cod.
Melt-in-your-mouth uni. Buttered carrots,
mashed potatoes, crispy onion rings.
Ah.
- Okay.
- I will see you tomorrow.
No. You're coming
with me back to the office.
Oh.
- Of course not. I just had my juice.
- Sometimes you end up wanting dinner.
- Shut my damn door.
[Harper] Here you go, Kirsten.
So...
tomorrow, we're gonna post
the Alex Morgan profile in the morning
and the Belichick interview
in the afternoon.
Hold the Belichick interview.
Josh is writing like he's at The Post.
The Line Up is about the story
behind the score.
I need fresh eyes for a rewrite.
- Did you return my blue jacket?
- Yes.
After a 2-hour commute to their warehouse
and an intense talk with a saleswoman
that ended with us in tears,
I got a full refund.
- I want it back. What else?
- Absolutely.
You owe RSVPs to Polly's wedding,
Annie's baby shower,
Bridget's baby shower, Alice's son's
birthday. You RSVP'd Jane's wedding,
but they need your okay to share a room
with Helen since you're both coming alone.
Do they need me to confirm
that I'm gonna spend
to share bunk beds like kids
at sleep-away camp?
No.
This site is less than a year old.
I can't be expected to attend every friend
of a friend's kid's 3rd birthday.
Decline every invitation
and send a $200 gift.
$200 gift.
It's not fleshed out.
I haven't cracked it, so...
Oh, good. So, you're telling me
it's bad before I've even heard it.
It's this thing... called the Gerilympics.
It's an Olympics for senior citizens.
They have races, ping-pong,
Nerf basketball, and weightlifting.
People think it's silly, but...
But it gives them something to live for.
And a lot of them
were athletes who never even got
a chance to, like...
To live their dreams.
It's just sometimes I get emotional
over sports, just how they can provide...
[cell phone buzzing]
Your dinner.
Which I'm gonna go get right now.
What's my tomorrow like?
Um... I moved your lunch to Ai Fiori's.
Kiki wants to go over divorce papers.
Okay, you can tell Kiki
she can light herself on fire.
- And if she calls or...?
- You tell her she don't divorce me.
I divorce her.
Call my lawyer and tell him
to counter-serve her for serving me.
- I don't know if legally...
- What is this? I hate it.
This is your son's science project.
It's a fun play on
"when life gives you lemons..."
I'm using lemon battery to power...
Where's my dinner?
Did you want dinner?
Because you s...
No problem.
Coming right up.
I order from you guys
You know that I'm good for it.
- Can I write a check?
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