Sensitive Parts Page #4

- Whoa, that's cool, that's really cool.

Your relationship's lasted so long,

it's like, I mean, she talks

about you all the time.

- She has a lot to say about you too.

- Good things?

- Hmm, I think she appreciates

your sense of humor.

- She's really funny.

- Yeah?

- I don't know, she makes me laugh a lot.

I really like her.

- What about you?

Traveling, what?

- Traveling, no, I mean, not really,

I mean just a couple

road trips, not too far.

I could never really

afford to go very far.

- What about school, did you

do like a tourism program

or something before betting this job?

- Nope, I went to UBC, did

some random stuff for a while,

and then dropped out, and

then actually got the job

through a friend of mine.

- You went to UBC?

- Yeah, I mean, yeah it

was like six years ago,

didn't last very long.

You didn't go to UBC, did you?

- Yeah, I mean, I started there,

but I transferred to Dal, so.

- Okay, yeah, that might be it.

- What might be it?

- Did you know Luke Sudderbee?

- I did, I went to a few of

his parties in my first year.

- Yeah.

You do look really familiar.

We didn't...

- We did, we totally had sex.

- They seemed a little awkward, I mean,

it's just really hard when people meet and

you have to introduce them

and you've gotta start

conversations, and be the facilitator.

- You're working yourself

up, just let it happen.

- I just, I don't know,

I hate being the center

of attention, it's just way too stressful.

- Better get used to being

the center of attention,

beautiful face like yours.

- I mean, I just, I can't

handle these group settings.

I just think that...

- Honey, there's two people out there.

- Yeah, well that's a company, what is it?

Three is a crowd, three is a crowd.

- Listen, they got one

major thing in common,

your sexy self.

You just gotta unite them around

their mutual love for you.

- How many people did

you have to sleep with

in order to not even recognize me?

- Your hair's all f***ing curly now,

you look totally different!

- You're not wearing my vagina beard

and I can still recognize you eventually.

- Eventually, nice.

- Okay, how drunk were you?

- I don't know, I don't remember.

I didn't have a f***ing

breathilizer with me.

- This is really bad, this

is really f***ing bad,

this is so bad.

- All right, maybe, maybe

it's not the most ideal

circumstances, you know,

but it was six years ago,

and you, I don't even know your last name.

And I barely remember you.

- Ouch.

- I don't think it's a big deal,

I think we should just

come clean right away.

We should just tell her and just f***ing,

like just quick lie a

bandaid, just f***ing rip it.

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