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Speaking of relationships,

now that you're back,

do you think you're gonna

try and ignite an old flame?

You know, like see what that

friendly ghost is up to?

- Casper, um, I don't know, I mean,

I haven't talked to him since I left,

so I don't even know what

he's up to these days.

You haven't talked to

him at all, have you?

- Nope.

- I mean, I think it would

be nice to see him again,

but I also think it

could be really awkward.

I mean, there's just so

many unresolved feelings.

- Ugh, feelings.

- Would you believe that I

still talk him online a bit,

like a little bit, like

once every two weeks.

- Of like all the wieners.

- I know, I know, of all the d*cks,

he's the one that got away.

You know what, I cannot wait to get home,

have a shower, get this plane off of me,

and then we can start

talking about tonight.

- We're gonna like tear it up,

we're gonna like party and stuff.

- And am I gonna get to meet

your new piece of man meat

tonight too?

- Uh, yes.

- I am so excited.

Whoa, sexy moves.

- Thanks, I've picked up a few.

- What about the food,.

- Tonight is the casserole,

you put in the oven

and it heats.

- Okay.

- Oh.

- Sounds like a dance party in here.

- Well hello studly do me right.

- Hello, listen, I know how

much you love boxed wine

but let me introduce you to...

- Ha, bottle wine.

- Hello.

- How fancy.

- Right?

- Shenade, this is my best

friend in the whole entire world,

Shenade.

- Hey, Ryan.

- Shenade.

- She just got back from

this crazy adventure

traveling to all these crazy places.

She's amazing, she's super smart,

and she's a total sexy man eater OBVs.

- OBVs, for sure.

- Oh, and he takes people

around Wisser on tours,

and he makes really good sandwiches,

and he has some pretty neat tattoos.

- I do.

- I'm gonna have to try

one of those sandwiches.

- You like reuben's?

- Sure.

- This is so exciting

that you guys are actually

in the same room together, oh my gosh!

I have to go pee, but

you guys keep chatting

and I'll be back.

- I'll get some glasses.

- Yeah.

- Hey, how's it going out there?

- Great.

It's just really hard to

believe that people actually

like me so to have them

in the same room together

just really helps prove they're

not figments of my imagination.

- So, where exactly were you traveling?

- Europe, Amsterdam,

Barcelona, a few places.

- Yeah, and you were studying

at Dalhousie before that,

right?

- Yup.

- Cool, I've always

wanted to visit Halifax.

- You should, it's got a

really great music scene,

lots of history.

- I will, I will.

- And you, you and Delori,

were you friends before

you went there?

- Yeah, we go way back, junior high.

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