Send Me No Flowers Page #4

I think we should drive Arnold home.|He can pick up his car tomorrow.

Judy, do you know|what type of man you're married to?

Thinking of the other guy, even at|a time like this. - A time like this?

He means, at a time when|he forgets where he parked his car.

You can ride with us, Arnie. Come on.

That was brilliant.

Come on, Arnold.

Judy, I just wanted to tell you,|I live right next door, alright?

Right, Arnold. - If you need me|for anything, day or night,

that's where I'll be, right next door.

Thanks a lot, Arnold.

Oh, was he bombed.|What's he had to drink?

Hello, Mrs. Kimball. For you|we put it through special.

That is something! Almost as wild|as this morning's outfit, huh?

Bye, now.

Pretty fresh kid.|- Oh, he's just friendly.

Friendly? Bet he makes out|pretty good in this neighborhood.

Oh, darling? Joe at the gas station|gave me back this check.

He said it's the wrong amount|and I should make out a new one.

The bill was 45.58 and,|I don't know why, but I wrote 78.60.

The figure's not $78.60, it's 7-8-6-0.|You paid your license plate!

You're kidding. That's an odd one.

Now, anybody can make a mistake...|- I'd like to talk to you. Judy?

How would you like|to go to night school?

Where? - Night school.|Just a couple of nights a week.

To learn banking,|bookkeeping, a little accounting.

That's just... Why? - Because|these things keep our ship afloat.

For example:
What does|"amortization of a mortgage" mean?

I don't care.|- But you've got to care.

That's your department.|- But it's important for you to know.

Why should we both know the|same things? - Judy, please.

Will you let me get dinner going?|- That's what I want to talk about.

How much is a pound of ham?|- I don't know, I didn't buy a pound.

How much did you buy? - A half pound.|- How much was it?

If I don't know that either.

How do you know they're not cheating|you, if you don't know the prices?

Would you tell me why you're|getting so worked up about ham?

It's not just ham,|it's the whole principle.

George, you didn't lose your job?|- No, I didn't lose my job.

I'll have it the rest of my life.|- Then what are you worried about?

You better check on Arnold.|See if he wants to have dinner, huh?

We can eat in half an hour.

What does "amortization" mean?

Hindus had the right idea. When|the husband died, the wife went too.

Threw herself on the funeral pyre.|And he didn't have to worry about her.

I've been thinking, and|I want to do this, so don't say no.

Fact is, I consider it a privilege.|- What? - I want to deliver a eulogy.

That'd be fine. - And don't worry,|I'll give you one gorgeous send-off.

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