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"The desire to take medicine
which distinguishes man from animals."
Tossing and turning all night?
Know what?|You've got a headache.
and get instant relief.
Painful sinuses got you down?
Don't give it another thought! Try,|new doctor-prescribed Nauseadrine,
with the new,|magic ingredient N.U. 202,
Tummy feel crummy? You bet it does!
Nothing happens,|they just lay there.
Now watch wonder-working|Garbagine go to work.
See how much faster the new-formula,|better-than-ever
Garbagine tablets are|than that no-good brand.
Good morning, Arnold.
Hi, Ernie. - Isn't it|a lovely morning? - Oh, it is cute.
organic honey,|non-fat, and eggs, fertile.
Don't breathe a word of this,|but you know the Bullards?
Now, remember,|don't spread this around.
Hey Nash, it's Vito, the cleaner.
Hey Daddy-O, I got your cleaning.
Need a hand, Mrs. Kimball?
Judy?|- I heard you, you said "ooh."
Doesn't it concern you,|I have this pain in my chest?
I'm always concerned.
In 2 weeks a body can turn on you.|Just like that.
It's roughage.|- I don't know why I bother to cook.
Have I got something to tell you!|Guess what.
The Bullards?|- The milkman told me. - Who are they?
They live on the next block.|I don't know them,
but I expected it.
You did? Although you don't know them?
I know all about them.|Marjorie told me at bridge.
Oh, no. She's very nice.|I met her at the supermarket.
She may be nice at the supermarket,|but not nice at home.
You know... - No butter!|It's loaded with cholesterol.
Laugh if you want, but men my age|are dropping like flies!
Then why do you read it?|- Should I bury my head in the sand?
What do you mean by that?
You thought|you had bone chips in your elbow.
There definitely was pain there.
Your hypochondria's showing.
I am not a hypochondriac.|Listen,
You better hurry,|you'll miss your train. Bye!
What's today?|- Friday.
I don't suppose a cup of weak tea|would hurt me, whatever's wrong.
Your call to Mrs. Bullard, Mr. Burr.|- Thank you. - Bullard?
Is she the one getting a divorce?|- Yeah. How did you know?
We have the same milkman.|- Watch this,
Winston. Winny Burr.
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