Self Storage Page #3

IT ONLY HURT THE FIRST TIME.

- EH, HOO-HOO,

THAT'S ATTRACTIVE.

[both chuckling]

HEY, MAN, GOOD JOB.

- LIKEWISE.

SO TELL ME,

DO WE HAVE GOOD NEWS TODAY?

- [clears throat]

SOME GOOD,

SOME BAD.

- I'LL TAKE THE BAD NEWS FIRST.

[playful hip-hop music]

- WHAT Y'ALL LOOKING AT?

[together]

WEIRDO.

- JAKE AND BAKE,

WHAT'S GOOD, BABY?

MAN, GET THE F***

OFF THE TRUCK!

- SORRY, DUDE.

- LOOK, MAN, I REALLY THINK

YOU SHOULD CONSIDER

RECONSIDERING THE SITUATION.

- THIS SUCKS.

WE FINALLY GET INVITED

TO A PARTY,

AND IT GETS MESSED UP.

- YEAH, I CAN'T BELIEVE

YOUR SISTER:

WAS GONNA LET US GO TO THAT.

- MY MOM MADE HER.

- ALL RIGHT.

- LOOK, HOMEY,

WE'RE SUPPOSED

TO GO TO MATT'S PARTY,

BUT THEN HIM AND JESSICA

ARE FIGHTING,

AND GOT SHOT DOWN TO SH*T.

- NOT MY PROBLEM.

- DUDE, LISTEN TO ME.

I GOT BOODLES FOR DAYS,

AND I GOT A KEG.

AND I GOT A PACK OF THAT LOUD

THAT YOU HAVE NEVER EVEN SMELLED

IN YOUR LIFE,

BUT I GOT NO PLACE TO GO.

- SO WHAT THE F***

DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

- OH.

OH, ALL RIGHT,

SO IT'S LIKE THAT, THEN?

- NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.

LOOK, I GOT A LITTLE BI OF WEED.

I'M GOOD.

- NO, NO,

I GOT YOU.

I GET IT.

I MEAN, WHAT WAS I

REALLY THINKING:

TRYING TO GET YOU LAID

AT YOUR BORING ASS JOB?

- LAID? WHAT LAID?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

LAID?

- WELL, IT DOESN'T SEEM TO ME

AS IF SARA-MARIE BEING

IN MY VICINITY:

AT THIS VERY MOMENT IS OF ANY

CONCERN TO YOU AT THIS POINT.

- YOU ARE SO FULL OF SH*T,

KID.

- CALL MY BLUFF, SON.

- OKAY.

UM, LET ME TALK TO HER.

- SHE'S OUTSIDE THE PIZZA SPO WITH VALERIE RIGHT NOW.

- WHO THE F*** IS VALERIE?

- HEY, LADIES.

CAN Y'ALL HAVE MY BABIES?

- COME ON, LET ME TALK

TO SARA-MARIE.

- I TOLD YOU, SHE'S A THE PIZZA SPOT WITH VALERIE.

- OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

SHE'S IN THE PIZZA SPO WITH VALERIE.

HEY, RIP, GUESS WHAT?

- WHAT?

DOUCHEBAG.

[heavy rock music]

- [shouting gibberish]

YEAH.

YEAH.

[gun clicks]

OOH.

- I'M GRIPPING MY SHIR NOT TO FALL TOO SOON

I'M BALKING TO BLOCK

HOW I STALK:

WHAT I WANT:

WHEN I STOOP,

I CAN LOSE:

WHAT I NEED TO COCOON

- [sniffs]

- MOUNTAINS TO CLIMB

BUT I AM INCLINED

TO LET MY BONES GRIND

FEELING LIKE:

THEY'LL NEVER UNWIND

I'M OUT THE DOOR

LOOKING FOR MORE

IN MY MIND:

ASKING ANYONE:

EVERYONE:

HOW THE F***

DO YOU GET BY:

JUST SLIDE:

WON'T YOU SLIDE

[guns clicking]

AND FEEL WHAT IT FEELS

TO BE USED:

[guns clicking]

FEEL WHAT IT FEELS

TO BE USED:

TO BE USED:

[gun clicks]

- TREVOR, THIS IS JAKE.

COME BACK.

JAKE REQUESTING KEY

TO DUMPSTER.

OVER.

TREVOR.

- TREVOR,

AFTER TOMORROW MORNING,

THERE WILL BE NO MORE

SELF STORAGE.

- FULL RETIREMENT?

- ABSOLUTE FULL RETIREMENT.

FOR SELF STORAGE AND FOR US.

WON'T BE ANY NEED

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