Self Storage

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[ominous music]

[rattling and clanging sounds]

[machine beeping]

- F***'S GOING ON?

WHAT THE F***'S GOING ON?

- ZIP TIES.

WEAPONS-GRADE.

- WHO THE F*** ARE YOU?

- MOVING STRAPS.

PRESSURE TESTED:

AT 1,000 POUNDS.

- WHAT THE F***?

- [chuckling]

- [grunting]

- THE HARDER YOU FIGHT,

THE FASTER THE SEDATIVE COURSES

THROUGH YOUR BODY.

[rumbling]

- [gasping]

MOTHERF***ER!

- [laughing]

- SHH, SHH, SHH,

PLEASE, MAN.

I GOT MONEY.

I GOT LOTS OF MONEY.

YEAH.

PLEASE, JUST LET ME GO.

PLEASE, JUST LET ME GO.

I'VE NEVER SEEN YOUR FACE,

MAN.

PLEASE!

[rustling]

PLEASE!

- I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU

A WHILE NOW.

BIG, STRONG GUY.

20/20 VISION.

EATS RIGHT.

AND A NONSMOKER.

- NO, PLEASE!

- YOU ARE A REAL FIND,

MY FRIEND.

- PLEASE! PLEASE!

PLEASE!

LET ME GO!

PLEASE, NO!

NO!

NO!

[beeping]

- HAVE SWEET DREAMS.

[gate clanging]

- NO!

NO!

PLEASE!

NO!

[alarm clock ringing]

[driving rock music]

- WHAT IS

THIS CASH PARADE

SUNDAY MORNING RAIN

FALLING DOWN ON THEM

AND WHO IS THERE TO BLAME

- RAIN ON

THE MAGAZINES:

PROMOTING:

THE PIPE DREAM SCHEME

HOW THEY BUILD:

THEIR OWN ESTEEM

TO BE THE DREAM:

TRYING TO FIND:

MY PEACE OF MIND

REALIZE:

THAT I'M SO ENTWINED

YEAH:

NEED TO RUSH:

NEED TO RUSH:

GOT ALL THE TIME

IN THE WORLD:

NEED TO RUN:

- I NEED TO RUN

- NEED TO RUN

- I NEED TO RUN

- CAN'T GET IN LINE

WITH THE COLOR-WHEEL BLUES

I NEED A RUSH:

NEED A RUSH:

ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD

PROJECTED IMAGE:

ON THE SCREEN:

- NO ATTENTION

NO ATTENTION:

- SOOTHING, TRANQUIL,

AND OBSCENE:

- NO ATTENTION

NO ATTENTION:

- I SHUDDER

I CLOSE MY EYES:

AND WHEN I FINALLY

SEE MYSELF:

WHEN I'M RUNNING,

RUNNING FOR HELP

BECAUSE THERE'S NOBODY ELSE

YOU SEE,

MY FEET KEEP SLEEPING

- HI-OH!

- NOTHING CHANGES

DAY TO DAY:

ALLOW FOR MY NEED TO ESCAPE

YEAH, YEAH

I NEED TO RUSH:

I NEED TO RUSH:

I'VE GOT ALL THE TIME

IN THE WORLD:

I NEED TO RUN:

- I NEED TO RUN

- I NEED TO RUN

- I NEED TO RUN

- CAN'T FALL BACK,

CAN'T KEEP TREADING WATER

I NEED A RUSH:

I NEED A RUSH:

ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD

ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD

- SH*T.

[dramatic music on TV]

- REBECCA CONWAY,

AGE 26, MOTHER OF TWO,

IS NOW MISSING:

FOR THREE DAYS.

THIS IS THE SIXTH MISSING PERSON

IN THE TRI-STATE AREA

IN THE PAST TWO MONTHS.

AUTHORITIES BELIEVE

THE ABDUCTIONS ARE RELATED

AND ARE WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK

CHASING DOWN ANY AND ALL

POSSIBLE LEADS.

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION

ON THE WHEREABOUTS OF REBECCA

OR OF ANY OF THE OTHER VICTIMS

MENTIONED IN OUR BROADCAST,

PLEASE CONTACT OUR HOTLINE.

LIVE FROM:

THE WOODHAVEN POLICE STATION,

I'M PAMELA WILLIAMS.

- TREVOR?

COME ON, MAN, WHY DO YOU GO TO BE DOING THIS SH*T?

- BAM!

- [sighs]

- [exhales forcefully]

GOT YOU AGAIN.

- CONGRATULATIONS.

YOU'RE A TRUE NINJA MASTER.

F***ING WEIRDO.

- JAKE, I NEED TO SEE YOU

IN MY OFFICE IMMEDIATELY.

- WHAT THE F***?

- WHAT?

WHEN?

OH, THAT'S JUST A LITTLE SOONER

THAN WE EXPECTED,

BUT I'M SURE WE

CAN ACCOMMODATE YOU.

ALL RIGHT,

WE'LL MAKE IT WORK.

THANKS.

AND HAVE A NICE NIGHT.

WHAT?

YOU GOT IT.

YEAH, SURE.

WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

F***ING PEOPLE.

[groans]

- YOU HEAR ABOU THESE ABDUCTIONS?

IT'S ALL OVER THE NEWS.

I MEAN, THAT SH*T CAN HAPPEN

RIGHT IN YOUR BACKYARD.

- YEAH, DO ME A FAVOR.

PRESS PLAY.

PUT TOGETHER:

A LITTLE HIGHLIGHT REEL.

BEST OF JAKE.

HEY.

NICE SWING.

- THANKS.

- AH, JAKE.

[laughing]

THAT'S ATTRACTIVE.

- YEAH.

COME ON.

- WISH WE HAD AUDIO.

OOH, THAT'S GOT TO HURT.

THAT'S GOT TO HURT BAD.

- YEAH.

IT'S ALL FAIRLY INCRIMINATING.

- WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE...

[chuckles]

SOUND LIKE MY F***ING FATHER.

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