See You In Valhalla Page #3

I'm unaware of, or...

Whoa! Don't get

so defensive, okay?

We barely talk.

I haven't seen you

in forever, and, look,

I'm just... I'm doing

the best I can

to avoid the fact

that Max is dead, okay?

Consider it small talk.

Yes. This is a very

f***ed-up situation,

but do not dodge

the fact that you didn't

call me either.

I was kind of busy

getting my doctorate.

It's not like you were

waiting by the phone.

Oh please You're a psychologist

You're barely a doctor.

How does that

even make sense?

I was just saying I'm glad you

found a guy, you know?

When did this

become a fight?

You know, I moved away

because I didn't want

to talk about

my past to anybody.

And I do not post my love

life on the Internet.

Okay. Well, now we're here,

and maybe, you know,

somebody's gonna ask you

what you've been up to,

because they haven't seen you

in a while. I'm sorry.

Let's just pretend that we're

here for our brother's funeral

and not talk

about my personal life.

Please?

Fine. I won't bring it up.

Feel my base. See that?

That's...

That's a strong base.

See what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Put your arms around.

God, I hate that smell.

So do bad spirits.

Hello?

Hi. Can we help you?

No, I got this.

Are you

baby Ashley?

Hi, Grandpa.

Yes, Dad.

That's

your granddaughter.

Heh heh heh.

Come here.

Look at you.

You're so beautiful.

Heh. Thanks.

I'm sorry.

I gotta sit down.

Yes. Time flies when you

never see each other.

Time goes slow

when your family

doesn't come to see you.

What are you doing?

Your hair

is so beautiful.

Um, Dad?

Yeah. Excuse me.

I'm sorry.

Uh, who are you?

I'm Faye.

She's my nurse.

So, anyone else

here yet?

You're the last.

Where's your wife?

Did she think the death

of a family member

wasn't important enough?

She doesn't think

it's important to mourn

or celebrate suicide.

Magnus did not

kill himself.

All right,

relax, kiddo.

He's with the spirits now.

Okay? He's in

a much better place.

Okay.

And who are you

in relation

to any of this?

I'm Faye!

Your father's nurse.

All right, you know, Faye is

someone who knows more

about what was going

on here than you, pal.

Oh, yeah?

How's that work?

Magnus died here.

Where?

He was living here.

Ugh!

How long are

these people

gonna be surrounding the house?

I could really use a StarBees

right about now.

Don.

Hey,

you're here.

Little Ash.

Hi, Uncle Barry.

You're all grown up.

It's Ashley.

Ashley.

Hey, guys!

Hey.

Well, you look healthy.

Yeah, yeah.

Lost some weight.

Feeling good.

Thanks

to this guy.

This is my boyfriend Makewi.

M-Makoowi?

Makewi.

Ah.

Is that a skirt?

Oh, my God.

Baby Ashley.

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