See You In Valhalla Page #2
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I actually have
no idea who that is.
Hello.
Hello?
Hey, Jo-blo!
Oh, my God.
Barry?
Hey.
Wow. You are
so skinny.
Yeah.
Hey, I'm Pete.
It's so nice
to meet you.
Hi, Pete. 40 pounds in the last
year. Can you believe it?
Jesus.
Were you, like,
really fat before
or something?
Ugh, the fattest.
You gotta see this.
You carry around
a picture?
Always, to remind me
how fat I was.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
Yeah.
Congratulations,
man.
Thank you. I guess that's
one of the benefits
of having
a live-in trainer.
Guys, this is Makewi,
my beau.
Hi.
Oh, yeah.
Hi. I'm Peter.
I'm Jo's beau.
"Joe's beau."
Must be a poet,
'cause that rhymed.
Okay, easy, tiger.
What?
Barry's gay,
by the way.
I kind of
figured that out.
Well, let's just throw
a parade in my honor.
Let's do it!
Sorry.
So, Makewi.
Mm.
What kind of name
is Makewi?
It's Hawaiian,
means Matthew.
How exotic.
Isn't it?
Yeah.
Have you guys seen Dad
and his nurse?
Yeah.
That was very weird.
Yeah. Has Don
showed up yet?
No.
Ugh.
So, haole Pete,
how are you with a bow?
Ooh, yeah. Good idea.
Why don't you guys
go play Robin Hood
No, no. The sarcasm
was directed at Kiwi.
I can be a bit of a b*tch
sometimes.
Yes, you can.
Want a beer?
Yes, please.
That'd be wonderful.
Uh-huh.
With your right.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Grab an arrow.
Okay.
There you go.
So, uh, did Magilly
bring his own haystacks?
Makewi.
Oh.
I brought the hay.
Why?
Therapy.
He used to be addicted
to OxyContin.
he stopped and now
only smokes weed.
And eats
peyote and mushrooms
every now and again.
But, you know, if it's from the
ground, I guess it's okay,
right?
Wow, you sound like a really
good doctor, Barry.
I pick my battles.
And the, uh...
The bows and arrows?
I told him
to pick up a hobby,
so there it is.
Hmm.
I was going on the theory
that idle hands are
the devil's playthings.
You know, that, and he wanted
to pick up a skill
for the zombie apocalypse.
Oh, well, you know, that
makes perfect sense.
I don't date Kiwi
for his brains.
That's funny.
More.
So I guess psychology is really
working out for you.
Like that.
Yeah.
Makewi was
my first patient.
Free sessions
for free workouts.
Free sex
for the both of us.
Ugh. Gross.
So what's the story
with this guy?
We met in my building, been han
ging out for a little bit.
He's a nice enough guy.
It's good you're
finally dating again.
What do you mean
finally?
Let's not pretend
we don't stalk each other
on Facebook
once in awhile.
Wow. Analyzing me
through Facebook.
Is this some new
therapy tactic that
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