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WHEN I WAS 14.
- OKAY.
THIS FLESH SADDLE,
AND THEN TOMORROW,
AND YOU'RE GONNA KEEP DOING I UNTIL YOU'VE BANGED
ENOUGH SKANKS:
BUT SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU UNLESS
BANG A COUPLE OF EASY SKEEZIES,
WITH WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED,
[both chuckling]
- ALL RIGHT.
BEGINS.
- [groans]
DAD.
[driving techno music]
YEAH, OUR CLUB'S
ACTUALLY AT CAPACITY RIGHT NOW.
I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO WAI FOR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES.
- AIN'T--AIN'T THIS
RIGHT NOW,
FOR MY DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY.
YOU GOT TO--YOU BETTER GE TO STEPPIN' WITH THIS SH*T.
- YEAH, I UNDERSTAND.
JUST GIVE ME--
- IF YOU DON'T MOVE THAT ROPE,
THEN--THEN--
OH, OKAY, THAT'S
WHAT I THOUGHT, MOTHERF***ER.
- THANK YOU, SIR.
- OH
- LOOK AT ALL THE PARTY PEOPLE.
WHOO! WHOO!
RELATIO, WHAT'S THE HAPS
AFTER WORK, MY MAN?
AM I RIGHT, HUH?
SOME DVDs AND HEAD HOME, RYAN.
- YOU SURE?
'CAUSE PEEP THIS.
THE THROBBING UNICORN,
HUH, HUH?
ON MY WINDSHIELD.
HUH, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SH*T?
- I'M GOOD.
THANKS ANYWAY.
- ALL RIGHT,
all:
HI.- OH, HI.
- HI.
HOLD UP.
STOP.
MAYBE LOSE A LITTLE BI OF THE WEIGHT AROUND THE HIPS,
ALL RIGHT?
AND YOU'RE IN NEXT TIME, OKAY?
- BUT WE'RE TWINS.
- PSH, YEAH, RIGHT.
AND THIS GUY'S BLACK.
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