Screwed

Synopsis: Screwed is a modern throwback to classic John Hughes-ian 80's films about self discovery, a sex comedy with heart where one man will do anything and any woman to win the girl of his dreams.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): John Wynn
Production: Screen Media Films
 
IMDB:
4.3
NOT RATED
Year:
2013
96 min
Website
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[electricity buzzing and crackling]

[VCR clicks and whines]

[squealing]

[rhythmic laughter]

[upbeat music]

- [yawns]

- I KNOW IT'S YOU

BABY, I DON'T MIND

BUT I WON'T PICK UP

PAY NO MIND:

'CAUSE IT FEELS

LIKE A GOOD ONE TODAY

YES, IT FEELS

LIKE A GOOD ONE TODAY

SO MUCH BETTER:

- YOU DON'T DO I FIVE TIMES A DAY, THOUGH.

LIKE, THAT'S A LIE.

- WELL, I TRY.

- HEY, GUYS.

- WILL.

YOU'RE WAY EARLY

FOR THE NEW STOCK.

WE HAVEN'T EVEN UNPACKED

THE BOXES YET.

- I JUST, UH--

I JUST NEED MONEY TO BUY A RING.

- [clears throat]

- A RING?

- YOU MEAN A RING, RING--

RING?

- YES, RING.

HOW MUCH WILL YOU GIVE ME?

- [clears throat]

- OKAY, LET'S HAVE IT.

- NO WOMAN

IS WORTH THE FIRST ISSUE

OF FANTASTIC FOUR,

AND YOU KNOW IT.

THIS IS A CULTURAL LANDMARK.

IT IS F***ING ART,

AND YOU WANT TO SELL I TO BUY SOME COOZE A DIAMOND?

- SHE DIDN'T MEAN THAT.

- HMM.

HAS SHE EVEN READ

FANTASTIC FOUR, HMM?

CAN SHE NAME ONE TEAM MEMBER?

[whispers] ONE?

- ABDUL, HOW MUCH?

- [whispering]

A PLAGUE ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES.

[scoffs]

- SO ARE WE IN BUSINESS?

- LET'S DO IT.

- ALL RIGHT.

[upbeat rock music]

[clattering and screaming]

- JEN?

JEN! JEN!

WHERE THE F*** ARE MY KEYS?

JEN!

JEN!

[grunts]

[suspenseful music]

- [screaming]

- I'M COMING, BABY.

[grunts]

[squeals]

[squeals and grunts]

JEN, I'M COMING, BABY!

I'M HERE.

RICKY SHREDDER, COME ON,

LET'S SAVE MOMMY.

- YEAH.

COME ON.

YEAH!

- JEN?

- [gasping]

OH, MY GOD, STOP.

- I HEARD SCREAMING.

IS HE HURTING YOU?

- OH, HEY.

- YEAH.

- OKAY.

- [sighs]

- SO SHOULD I JUST FINISH

INSIDE YOU OR WHAT?

YEAH, UH-HUH.

- UH-HUH.

[moaning and gasping]

[echoing moaning]

HEY, SWEETIE.

- HEY, JEN.

- HOW YOU FEELING?

- OH, GOD, I JUST HAD

THE MOST AWFUL NIGHTMARE.

I DREAMT THAT I CAME OVER HERE

AND HEARD YOU SCREAMING,

AND YOU WERE JUST BANGING THIS--

- GOT YOU THIS ICE PACK

FOR YOUR ANKLE.

- A**HOLE!

- EASY, BRO.

- WILL.

- WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?

- OKAY,

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.

- I THINK IT'S YOU

HAVING SEX WITH ANOTHER GUY.

PLEASE TELL ME:

IF IT'S POSSIBLY ANYTHING ELSE.

- MM, NO, THAT--THAT WAS IT.

- F*** YOU!

- OKAY, OKAY.

EVERYBODY TAKE I DOWN A NOTCH HERE, OKAY?

- WILL, IT WAS JUST SEX.

- WELL, IT WAS

SPECTACULAR SEX, REALLY.

I--I KNOW.

- SHUT UP.

- I--SPECTACULAR.

LOOK, TEMPERS ARE FLARING HERE,

AND EMOTIONS ARE RAW,

SO I THINK IT'S BEST MAYBE

IF I JUST LEAVE:

BEFORE SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING

OR DOES SOMETHING

THAT THEY CAN'T TAKE BACK.

- I HOPE YOUR DICK ROTS OFF.

- LIKE THAT.

NOW, I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA REGRE THAT STATEMENT LATER,

BUT I ACKNOWLEDGE

YOUR RESENTMENT,

AND I ACCEPT IT.

CALL YOU LATER.

- OKAY.

- YOU'RE GONNA WAN TO KEEP THAT ELEVATED

WITH THE ICE:

RIGHT WHERE IT IS THERE.

OKAY.

YOU ARE AN ANGRY LITTLE MAN.

[door clicks]

- OH, GOD,

THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.

THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.

- WILL, WILL, WILL,

PLEASE, JUST--

OKAY, JUST LISTEN TO ME.

- STEVE, HIS--HIS NAME IS STEVE.

YEAH, WELL, THAT'S--

I FEEL A WHOLE LOT BETTER

KNOWING YOU'RE--THERE'S--

YOU WERE JUST HAVING FUN

WITH STEVE.

THERE'S NO EMOTIONAL CONNECTION

TO STEVE.

- NO, OKAY, OKAY, BUT SEE,

THAT'S--THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT.

I'M STILL IN LOVE WITH YOU.

BUT THERE'S JUST SOMETHING

MISSING IN OUR RELATIONSHIP,

SOMETHING PHYSICAL,

AND YOU'RE JUST NOT GIVING I TO ME.

- WHAT DOES STEVE GIVE YOU

THAT I CAN'T?

- SCREAM.

HE MAKES ME SCREAM.

THE WAY YOU HEARD ME SCREAM,

THE WAY I--

I WANT TO SCREAM.

- THIS IS A SEX THING?

- YES.

- NO, WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU'RE TRYING TO--

YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME

THAT I CAN'T GIVE YOU--

- NO.

- THAT I'VE NEVER GIVEN YOU AN--

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