Screwed Page #4
They're gonna kill me ifyou don'tpay.
Open your wallet, you tight-ass!
Jesus, somebody has to do something!
Dinnertime, dog.
They got me eating kibble.
I don't know how much longer I can last.
Oh, God, Chip...
...he's wearing a collar.
Collars don't hurt.
They're just trying to intimidate us.
Whatis that?
Is that urine? Itis!
Itis! It's human urine!
Chip, we're late.
- Miss Crock!
- What's your reaction to the kibble video?
Have you changed your mind
about paying the ransom?
She'll not deal with criminals.
It's a police matter.
Your chauffeur was chained like a dog.
Where's your compassion?
I'll show you compassion.
Get your asses off my property!
I'm afraid you didn't hear me.
I'm afraid you didn't hear me!
Today, dessert baron Virginia Crock,
reiterated she will notpay the ransom.
We went to the man in the street
to find out what he thinks.
She's rich. She can afford it.
If I worked for that... chowder... slut...
...I'd tell her to... get down,
get busy on my... man.
More concerned citizens
have started a formal protest.
No more pies if Willard dies!
Is that Hillary?
She's looking good.
Rich people are no good.
I'm never gonna eat herpie again.
This media blitz is killing us.
Our sales have dropped 50 percent.
Miss Crock, go to hell! Miss Crock...
Miss Crock, many bad things are happened.
We thought we were buying
your wholesome American image.
But it's terrible shock
that you don't rescue your loyal houseman.
Sweet old lady on pie box
is now super-villain.
I'm sorry, honey. They're playing hardball.
If you don't pay up, they're gonna walk.
F***!
Of course I'm gonna pay the ransom.
Ljust didn't want to encourage
those underworld criminals.
But now I want Willard
home again with me.
The old hag is coughing up!
Thank you, Miss Crock.
And thank you, Hillary, for kicking her ass!
I'm free!
We are millionaires!
Anybody here?
Hello?
What can I do for you?
Are you Rusty P. Hayes?
Yes, I am. Can I interest you
in my shrimp boat special?
No. I'm here investigating
the kidnapping of Willard Fillmore.
Who?
- You must have read about him.
- I don't read newspapers.
We thought you might know him.
We were going through
Mr. Fillmore's belongings...
...and we found this
"Chicken Dinner Special" punch card.
Really?
Yeah, this guy.
- I was wondering what happened to him.
- He was kidnapped.
When he came in here, did he...
...ever do anything unusual
that would draw attention to him?
One time I seen him eat
50 chicken gizzards all by himself.
Look, if you come across anything
that might help us...
...give me a call.
- Sure.
I hate loose ends...
...and I want this case to end.
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Screwed" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 5 May 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/screwed_17653>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In