Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Page #4

Wait, who told you?

Wallace. Duh!

He's not even conscious.

Whatever.

You of all people should know

how sucky it is to get cheated on.

Don't you have

a job to do?

You're right. I should send

out a mass text about this. Bye.

Wallace,

how do you do that?

Wallace!

Amazon. Ca,

what's the website for that?

"Amazon. Ca.' '

I have to order

something really cool.

You've got mail.

Dude, this thing

claims I have mail.

It's amazing what we can do

with computers these days.

Dude, now I'm reading it.

So happy for you.

"Dear Mr. Pilgrim, it

has come to my attention

"that we will be

fighting soon.

"My name is Matthew Patel,

and... ' ' Blah, blah, blah...

"Fair warning... Mano y mano...

Seven evil... ' ' Blah, blah.

This is...

This is... This is...

What?

This is boring.

Delete.

Scott,

are you waiting for the

package you just ordered?

Maybe.

It's the weekend. It won't ship

until Monday at the earliest.

You were saying?

Attack hug!

Hey!

Attack hug. That's so cute. So cute.

You don't remember?

You're supposed to meet me at

the bus stop a half-hour ago.

How could I

possibly forget?

Yearbook club

is so boring.

I cannot believe the music

they put on while we work.

That's sucky.

Hannah broke up with Alan

and now she's all into Derek.

But then Tamara claims

she has dibs on Derek.

I tell you.

Bad!

Bad!

Bad!

Bad!

Bad!

Okay. I'm sorry,

that was all me.

Solo round!

Uh-oh.

Nega ninja.

Nega ninja!

I can never get

past that guy.

Don't beat

yourself up about it.

Game over!

Do you want

to keep going?

Continue? Nine, eight,

seven, six, five...

I think...

... four, three...

I think that we should...

... two, one.

Game on, everybody.

Game on.

I got us a show.

Oh, my gosh, when?

Wednesday.

The Rockit. And even

better, it's the T.I.B.B.

Whoa!

The Toronto International

Battle of the Bands?

That's right.

This guy at work was like, "Steve,

you know anybody in a band?"

And I was like,

"I'm in a band.' '

And he was like,

"You're in a band?"

And I was like, "Yeah,

I am totally in a band.' '

Great story, man.

Is there a prize

or something?

Only a record deal

with G-Man Graves.

Who's that?

You don't know?

Indie producer

of the millennium.

Oh.

If we win, it won't just be

Knives wearing Sex Bob-Omb shirts.

It'll be the cool kids, too.

I promise

I will do everything I can to get

out of the study group and come.

I have to pee.

Oh, my gosh,

who are you battling?

Crash and the Boys.

That one band

with Crash, and those boys?

Yeah, that's the one.

I hate them.

Oh, my gosh,

I hate them, too.

Yeah, they suck.

They suck bad.

Hey!

Hey!

Uh, Scott Pilgrim?

Hi, I was thinking

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