
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
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Scott Pilgrim is
dating a high-schooler?
Really? Is she hot?
How old are you now,
Scott? Like, 28?
I'm not playing your
little games, kids.
So, you've been out of high
school for, like, 13 years.
I'm 22. Twenty-two.
And you're dating a high-school
girl. Not bad, not bad.
Thank you, thank you.
So, did you guys, like,
you know, do it yet?
We have done many things.
We ride the bus together.
And we have meaningful conversations
about how yearbook club went
and about her friends
and, you know, drama.
Have you
even kissed her?
but then she got embarrassed.
Well, aren't you
pleased as punch.
I don't know what
you're talking about.
So, what's her name?
Knives Chau.
She's Chinese.
Wicked.
So, when do we
get to meet her?
Oh, please,
let it be soon.
That's for me.
Hi.
You promise to be good?
Of course I'll be good.
Seriously,
please be good.
Am I normally not?
Hey, Knives, this is Stephen
Stills. He's the talent.
Hey.
Is she gonna
geek out on us?
She'll just sit
in the corner, man.
I mean, I want her
to geek out on us.
She'll geek. She geeks.
She has the capacity to geek.
Okay.
You're good.
Wow.
Here, let me
get your coat.
Hi.
Knives, that's Kim.
Sorry,
what was your name?
Kim.
And you play the drums?
Yes.
That is so awesome.
Knives, that's Young Neil.
Hi.
Hi.
What do you play?
Wow, Zelda, Tetris.
That's kind of
a big question.
Okay, let's start
with Launchpad McQuack.
That's not
We are Sex Bob-Omb!
One, two, three, four!
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Laminate the stasis
Mama, mama serpentine
I got a breathalyzer
And my body's clean
Yeah! Yeah!
Thank you!
Get ready
Yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah!
You guys are so
amazing.
She seems nice.
Yeah.
Yeah, she seems awesome.
Yeah.
Scott, if your life had
Yeah. Wait, what?
I mean, are you really happy
or are you really evil?
Like, do I have ulterior
motives or something?
I'm offended, Kim.
Wounded, even?
Hurt, Kim.
You? Hurt?
Neil, you were saying
about "she seems awesome.' '
Yeah, she seems awesome.
Yeah.
Before you hear some dirty
lies from someone else,
yes, I'm dating
a 17-year-old.
Oh, is he cute?
Does this mean we have
to stop sleeping together?
You see another bed in here?
Yeah. You're totally
my bitch forever.
So, the whole 17-year-old thing,
don't tell too many people.
Hey, you know me.
I mean, don't tell my sister.
You know me.
Who are you texting?
Seventeen years old?
Scandal!
That's not true.
Who told you?
Wallace. Duh.
That gossipy bitch.
You know me.
Wallace!
Who is this
mystery child you date?
Her name's Knives Chau.
She's Chinese.
A 17-year-old Chinese
schoolgirl? You're ridiculous.
It's a Catholic school, too.
With the uniform
and everything?
Yeah. The whole deal.
Oh, my God.
You guys haven't...
No, no, no, no. We haven't
even held hands yet.
Scott,
why are you doing this?
I don't know. It's just nice,
you know? It's just simple.
It's been over a year
since you got dumped
by She-Who-Will-Not-Be-Named.
So...
Are you
legitimately moving on
or is this just
you being insane?
Can I get back
to you on that?
I do not wanna
be here at all.
This school
has boys, too.
I hate you. Even I would think
twice about dating a 17-year-old.
Well, she's only
allowed out
when the sun is up,
so I wouldn't call it dating.
It's more like...
Playtime?
That doesn't sound so good, either. No.
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