Scorned Page #4

He loves me.

He loves me not.

I certainly hope

I end on "He loves me"!

Me too.

"Follow the rose petals. "

Hmm.

"Follow the rose petals," Bootsie.

Go to sleep here, little Bootsie.

Mama's got a hot date.

Don't mind if I do.

"Take your clothes off. "

"Come in on your hands n knees"?

Sh*t.

Baby?

Your naughty little puppy is here.

Hello, sexy.

Mmm.

Take the gag off.

Take the gag off.

No.

Take the gag off of me.

Kevin, you're such a freak.

Don't use the handcuffs.

You don't need to

use the handcuffs.

Bad dog.

You're a cheater, Jennifer,

just like Kevin.

Sadie, this is crazy.

Yeah, it is.

We were friends.

You were going to be my fricking

maid of honor, for Christ's sake.

I know.

I know, but we can talk

about this, right?

No.

I'm really sorry, Sadie.

I know how this must look.

Sadie, there's something

important you need to know.

I'm sure there is,

but I don't want to hear

anything from you right now.

Kevin likes his women clean.

Don't you, Kevin?

Oh, I prescribed him some medicine.

He probably passed out again.

Sadie, what are you doing?

Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Come here.

You know what they used to do

to cheaters in the medieval days?

For one, they used

to cut off their hair.

- No. No.

- You hold still,

or I'll pop your f***ing eye out.

- Please don't.

- I have to.

Please stop.

Sadie.

I want to explain everything to you.

It should have been you

in that hospital, not me.

Please.

Jen, you look so beautiful.

Kevin, she's all ready for you.

Isn't she pretty, Kevin?

You got to let us go.

This is...

this is crazy.

As crazy as you two

loving behind my back?

I'm trying to make you feel better.

No more guilt, no hiding.

I'm going to watch.

That way, neither of you are doing

anything behind my back anymore.

It's all out in the open,

no lies, no deceit.

Don't you two feel cleaner now?

Sadie, we don't want to do this.

You don't have a say in this, Jen.

Did I have a say when you started

loving my boyfriend behind my back?

You are a...

skanky whore.

Look, look, are you okay?

I'm...

Jennifer...

you know I love Bootsie.

Oh, my God.

You two remember

that woman who tried

to dry off her poodle

in the microwave?

She should have read the instructions,

but women never do.

For Christ's sake, Sadie,

this is a little dog.

You can't do this.

I think 10 minutes should suffice.

Just cut the bullshit.

You two...

you two started the bullshit.

Now, what I want you to do

is oral her

right now,

or I will start this microwave,

and her little doggy will

cook from the inside out.

Three...

two, one.

Okay, okay. We'll do it.

Just don't hurt the puppy.

Eat her p*ssy.

Do it now.

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