Schtonk! Page #3

Everything's included in those 50 grand.

40?

Very interesting. Dead for

40 years, yet still sweaty.

Smell this, Uwe.

Say, Willi, is it possible that you

are the proud owner of Gring's yacht?

You can't call that ownership.

Technically, yes, maybe, ....

.. but actually the bank owns it.

I think that's quite the chutzpah, Mr. Willi.

So, that's what you think.

I think it's pretty amateurish of you

not to realize what a big hit this is.

.. journalistically.

As long as I am sitting here...

It's "we", Uwe.

Of course it is! As long as we are sitting here...

...we won't have a swastika on the title,

no Gring boat...

..no sweaty bathrobes, and no

teaspoons with swastikas and hallmarks.

...we won't have a swastika on the title,

no Gring boat...

..no sweaty bathrobes, and no

teaspoons with swastikas and hallmarks.

That's right, Uwe.

Then soon there won't be any readers left.

I'm sick of your Nazi sh*t. Nobody wants to

know. Nobody, never ever!

Eva Braun.

Naked in oil.

Created by the Fuehrer himself...

..with his own brush.

Doctor Knobel, ...I can't call you doctor anymore.

Fritz!

Oh, gee.

Let's drink to that.

To devoted comradeship.

I am Karl.

Karl, cheers!

Cheers, Fritzle!

Right this way...

What?

Ah, about those old machines.

..ah, him, I used to know him

until 1938, then we lost touch.

This is Prof. Dr. Staffek,

an expert on the Third Reich.

Delighted.

Prof. Dr. Knobel, also a known art historian.

Former president of the art academy Leipzig.

Dresden, actually!

I see, so there's two experts now.

I wasn't informed that this was

going to be a scholastic competition.

Neither was I.

But I will gladly accept any challenger.

Oh Fritzle, don't get me wrong.

But mother said...

You did too.

Yes, me, too.

We thought 10000 DM

is a lot of money for a painting.

Just show us if you

don't have anything to hide.

I've got nothing to hide.

I just want to say even experts

can be wrong sometimes.

Ah, yes, I'll leave that to you, dear fellow.

It's, it's, unbelievable....

That's Eva!

Little Eva in the field behind

the house in front of the Watzmann.

I've never said otherwise.

You can give your opinion later,

when it is your turn.

First of all I can tell you

that this is definitely an unknown piece.

I never said anything else. This

is an unknown painting by the Fuehrer...

Unknown to you maybe,

but not to me.

Not to you?

No, I was present when he painted it.

You were ... present?

Yes.

I was a summer guest at the Berghof.

It was a gorgeous summer day..

..July 7th, 1939.

In the afternoon, around 5 pm,

I was walking through the field.

Cornflowers behind the Berghof.

Suddenly he's standing there

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