Schtonk! Page #2

Synopsis: Fritz is a falsifier drawing a picture of Eva Braun, the girlfriend of Adolf Hitler. He meets Hermann and tells him about some Nazi- material he knows about. Herrmann, working for a great German magazine, pays for everything he can get, and so Fritz starts to write "Hitlers private daybook". The story covers a real event that happend in Germany in the middle of the eighties.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Helmut Dietl
  Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 7 wins & 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.4
Year:
1992
115 min
123 Views


...flat broke. I mean ...eh

..flat out amazed at how young and beautiful...

..how young, a highly esteemed

madam is standing in front of me.

Sorry, I am flabbergasted to be looking

into the esteemed Marshal' nieces eyes.

I am beside myself.

Von Hepp.

Willi, Hermann.

Willi with acute accent.

I took the liberty of getting these

flowers as a token of ....

I love spring flowers.

Even though I have to say ...

..for me, autumn also has its nice, warm days.

What?

You know, I am the emotional type.

I did not fail to notice that.

A very unusual move by a reporter..

especially since he's from such a ...

neodemocratic newspaper.

You have to believe me, ...

my paper's direction isn't always....

..else I wouldn't have

taken the burden of your uncle's yacht.

That's what I though. Otherwise

I would not have met with you.

I thought a man who buys and

maintains my uncle's boat

can hardly be one of them.

An when I saw the picture of

the yacht you send me...

...with you are at the helm,

all strong and naked ...

Well, I wasn't all naked.

I was wearing pants.

Shorts! And I thought to myself,

Freya, let's take a closer look at that one.

I would not mind at all,

quite the opposite.

How dare you!

My imagination runs wild when

I look into your eyes Mrs. Reichsmarschall.

About if we shouldn't transfer that thing

back into your lap, for example.

What thing, please?

I mean the ship. It should return

into the bosom of your family.

I'll cut you a deal. 350k in cash.

If you need a bill, you'll have to add sales tax.

It seems like you're quite the ... sleazy person.

Just a little... - Professor!

Like this?

Yes like that.

Do you want to try it on?

It's my uncle's bathrobe. The Reichsmarschall.

The Reichsmarschall. With pleasure.

Over... or under my clothes?

As you wish.

Well, in that case, I'll allow myself to ...

You look manly.

Masculine and powerful.

I love you, Freya, ... like crazy.

Big Hermann's yacht with his niece

on the Elbe river at sundown.

How f***ing cool!

There is no yacht more German than

that of the Reichsmarschall.

This needs to be on the title....

Hermann, maybe you should

let the editorship know who the owner is.

Pit, what's that for?

It doesn't matter who owns it now,

it's important that it used to belong to Gring.

And the current owner will

let us take all the pictures we want.

The ship, the niece, everything for 50k.

I've brought a few samples.

Here, the Reichsmarschall's bath robe.

From the family estate.

12 silver teaspoons...

..monogrammed, from the same estate.

Swastika..

..and Hallmark.

Used very heavily by the Reichsmarschall.

We can have all of this, everything.

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Helmut Dietl

Helmut Dietl (22 June 1944 – 30 March 2015) was a German film director and author from Bad Wiessee. more…

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