School for Scoundrels Page #6
another $3,000 a year. "
Well, let me tell you
something, Ernie.
This class is five grand-
you're already behind.
"I want my wife
to stop abusing me. "
Jesus Christ, Diego,
you got to be shitting me.
I thought those questionnaires
are supposed to be confidential.
News flash:
I lie.
Now, in those bags
are 15 semiautomatic
high-powered paintball guns.
Pass them out.
You will
trust no one.
It is time to kill
or be killed.
Um, what are
the teams?
There are no teams- it's
every man for himself.
No helmets?
No helmets,
no goggles,
no nothing.
And if that's
not enough,
somewhere out there
in those woods,
Lesher's there,
just waiting.
It says here to maintain
a minimum distance
of 100 feet between
shooter and target, though.
Oh! My God!
Now, does anybody else
want to read
their gun?
Huh?
Uh, when do we start?
Now.
He already shot me!
Are you guys a
bunch of retards?
Spread out!
d d
d d
My eye!
Walsh!
- I'm sorry!
- My eye!
I'm so sorry!
It's okay! I'm here!
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Are you okay?
Gotcha.
Never trust anyone.
I thought we
were friends.
You know what
Dr. P says:
"Friends are just obstacles
and success. "
Touch.
DIEGO:
Not so fast, gentlemen.
Looks like we got
ourselves a situation.
What are we gonna do?
Every man
for himself.
You know the rules.
Well, well, well.
What do we have here?
Looks like you three are
in a pickle, doesn't it?
Throw your weapons down.
Now!
Eyes off me!
Eeny, meeny,
miny, moe...
What you looking at, man?
Don't look at me.
Dude, this is not cool.
No talking.
Haven't you done
enough to us already?!
Oh, I don't know, ladies.
You know what?
It's gonna get a whole lot worse
before it gets any better-
understand that.
What more are you
planning to do to us?
Who knows?
I just tend to go
with the flow.
Let's just see where
things take us.
I tend to get very,
very creative in these
type of situations.
Hey, Lesher.
I shot Lesher!
Whoo!
d I used to be
d Till they
got a hold of me d
d I opened doors
for little, old ladies d
d No more Mr. Nice Guy... d
Roger!
Whoo!
Hey, Roger.
Roger!
Dr. P wants
to talk to you.
Alone.
You wanted to see me?
Congratulations.
You did well today.
I'm impressed.
Oh. Thank you.
Who knows?
Maybe one day, I'll
teach the class.
What was your name again?
Roger.
Right. Roger.
So tell me, Roger,
why did you sign up
for this class?
Well...
it's kind of
complicated.
What's her name?
Um... Amanda.
She lives in
my building.
What does she do?
Well, she's
Australian...
She works as an Australian?
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