School for Scoundrels Page #5
Your next class
is to begin at any place,
at any time,
so be ready.
I'm not done.
This...
is a beeper.
You will each be given one.
When your beeper goes off,
you will initiate
a confrontation immediately.
If you fail
to follow these simple orders,
you will be expelled,
with no refund.
What?
How will you even know
if we follow the orders?
Yeah. What are we, under
surveillance or something?
Yeah.
Yes.
Now, get the hell
out of here.
The kid's like, 16,
17 years old, you know.
Tap on the window.
"Officer, Officer, please,
"please, if I get
one more ticket,
my dad's gonna kill me,
all right?"
I say to him,
"Kid, please, if I don't
give you this ticket,
I ain't gonna make my quota. "
And he's...
He was mad.
What is he, a pimp now?
Give me a dollar;
I want a Danish.
You know what?
I'll take that.
No, whoa, whoa, Roger.
What the hell
are you doing?
I always get
the last Danish.
You know how it works.
Well, too bad.
I'm hungry.
Roger...
I will kill you.
Give me back my
cherry Danish.
Hey, is that the
new Star magazine?
Thanks.
It's supposed to be
a great issue.
What, did you forget to take
your medication this morning?
No, Zack.
You know what?
I have a little something
called pride.
Remember that.
Ooh...
Who gets the last
cherry Danish?!
Zack does!
Zack what?!
Zack gets the last
cherry Danish!
Yeah, that's right!
Yo, that's what
I'm talking about!
d You got a reaction,
didn't you? d
d You took a white orchid... d
Evening,
Mr. Schultz.
Time for dinner,
all right?
d Something better than nothing
is giving up d
d We all need to do something d
d Try to keep the truth
from showing up d
d How dare you d
Give me that.
d How old are you now, anyway? d
Hey, keep it down, huh?
I'm trying to read the paper.
What'd you just
say, homey?
How would you like
to die, man?
No, uh...
how would you like to die?
What?!
Hey, come on, man.
What the hell
is he doing?
Honey... honey, I...
d You took a white orchid... d
Hey!
This is not cool.
all the way out here?
All I know is, last night,
with my roommate.
He kicked me out.
I had to sleep in a Kinko's.
Yeah, well, I stood up
to a guy at my work,
and he gave me
a swirly.
Hey, no way.
I got a swirly, too.
Hey, I'm-I'm sorry.
What exactly
is a swirly?
It's when someone dunks
your head in the toilet
and then flushes it
on your face.
Totally rocks your world,
but not in the good way.
Oh.
I received one
of those as well.
"I'd like to move out
of my mother's basement
and up into the main house. "
Wow, you're shooting for
the stars, aren't you, Walsh?
"My goal is to make
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