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Synopsis: Schneider, a hit man, gets a call from Mertens on the morning of his birthday. He has a rush job for Schneider who refuses it, because it is his birthday and he has promised Lucy, his wife, to help her with the preparations for the dinner party. Mertens insists that it is an important matter. Schneider is told that the target is Ramon Bax, a writer. He lives alone in a secluded place. "It's an easy job. With a little luck you're back home before noon." Schneider accepts the assignment. What seems to be a simple job turns out to be more than expected.
Genre: Comedy, Thriller
Director(s): Alex van Warmerdam
Production: Graniet Film BV
  1 win & 18 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.7
Rotten Tomatoes:
63%
Year:
2015
96 min
104 Views


But Cato isn't here, is she?

You are. You have to help me.

You're my father.

You're not being clear, girlie.

You don't say what you want.

Suddenly, you're f***ing with me.

Is it strange that I get mad?

Is it strange?

That's my question.

How often did I hit you all in all?

Twenty times?

Let's say twenty-five.

Over a period of two years.

Is that so bad?

But what did you get in exchange?

We don't talk about that.

I pulled you out of the sh*t.

Out of 100% pure sh*t.

Don't be afraid.

I want you to show yourself

and I don't want you to scream...

...and I don't want you to cry,

but I want you to say: "Sorry, Bolek."

Go.

I'll take your hand, I'll give you

a kiss and then we'll go.

Go to him, kiss him and

leave this building.

I'm not going to look

for you, Gina.

- He'll hurt me.

- I don't think so.

If you don't show yourself,

I'll leave.

If he'll try anything,

I'll step in.

- He's armed.

- Forever, baby!

Go.

Come in my arms, Gina.

Ah, there you are.

Are you going to stay there?

- What will you do?

- What I promised. I'll give you a kiss.

- I don't know, Bolek.

- I give you a chance to make amends.

Come on, baby.

I have more things to do today.

Light punishment is appropriate,

don't you think?

This is all very inconvenient,

did you know that?

- Why did you run in here?

- I was able to open this door.

Who's the a**hole?

- A friend.

- You mean a pimp.

- What were you two doing in this area?

- Nothing.

- I don't even know which city this is.

- Where did you come from?

- From Culemborg.

- That's an hour's drive.

So you spent an hour in a car

without knowing where you were going?

He went to see a business contact.

I just kept him company.

You just kept him company?

We had an argument.

I got out of the car at a traffic light.

Where is that car?

Why don't you smoke a joint?

That'll calm you down.

- It's like medication.

- I need a bit more to feel better.

I understand, but if you want to feel

better, you'll first have to calm down.

Hashish makes me paranoid.

It's just a light, friendly weed.

No thanks, dad.

I'll try two more things.

Mogadon, a sedative.

No.

It's a sleeping pill. It makes you fat.

Do you want me to get fat?

- Rohypnol then.

- That's also a sleeping pill.

- Did I come here to sleep?

- Why not? A nap will do you good.

- I'm trying to help you.

- With drugs!

- Is that all you have to offer?

- A bowl of muesli then?

- Are you making fun of me?

- Yes, definitely.

You don't want to be helped.

You're quite happy to be in the sh*t.

Come on, Francisca. I care about you,

but I'm not a psychiatrist.

You don't ask anything. You don't want

to know. You're not interested in me.

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Alex van Warmerdam

Alex van Warmerdam (born 14 August 1952) is a Dutch screenwriter, film director, and actor. He is also a painter. more…

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