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Synopsis: The unemployed Cindy Campbell is hired to work in a cursed house as caretaker of an old lady and meets the ghost of a boy. Meanwhile, the teenager son Robbie and the young daughter Rachel of his next door neighbor and crane operator Tom Ryan are spending the weekend with their loser father. Cindy and Tom meet and fall in love for each other, but when Giant Tripods invade Earth, Tom escapes with Robbie and Rachel; Cindy travels to a village, trying to find the answer to a riddle to save the world; and the president of USA organizes the defense of the planet in UN under his intelligence and leadership.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): David Zucker
Production: Weinstein Co.
  1 win & 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.1
Metacritic:
40
Rotten Tomatoes:
36%
PG-13
Year:
2006
83 min
$90,672,025
Website
4,038 Views


They say it's cursed.

There no such thing as a curse.

Don't be ridiculous.

Those just old wives' tales.

I need someone there today

or I'm in big trouble.

Hello. I'm Cindy Campbell.

I'm looking for a job

in home health care.

I was recommended by a family friend,

but unfortunately, he committed-

Oh, my God!

Don't mind her.

She slip and fall.

You my new best employee.

Ready start today?

Oh, it's so fast. I don't know.

Oh, trust me.

Uh, you're gonna love this job.

Come on, I show you.

We can be there 10 minutes.

Come! Come!

Mr. Koji?

Hello?

Oh, my God! Oh!

Okay, oh.

- Oh, let's get you up and-

- Oh!

Okay, come on.

Here we go.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

- There you are.

I see you've met Mrs. Norris-

she catatonic.

Yes, I was just trying

to get her back up on the bed.

I was afraid

that she would be hurt.

You know, when I came in,

I just saw her lying here on the floor.

Of course, of course. I help.

You grab her legs, I grab her arms.

Mrs. Norris,

I'm here to take care of you.

Yes, I'm very happy

to meet you, too.

See? This job perfect for you.

Let me show you rest of house.

Right this way.

So, what do you think?

I don't know. There's something

strange about this house.

- A presence.

- A presence? Don't be silly.

- Nothing wrong with this house.

- It's funny.

I always dreamt I would live

in a house like this with my husband...

but I guess that's all just in the...

past.

Who wants to see upstairs?

It's a nice neighborhood

close to schools and shopping.

There are hardwood floors throughout.

Passed almost every inspection.

Big backyard goes back 100 feet.

And in here is the bathroom.

Very big, very...

nice.

It is nice.

It seems like

it'd be a great place to work...

but I just can't shake

this feeling of... evil.

Evil? That crazy talk.

Do you know anything about

the people who used to live here?

People? No, nothing about people.

I don't remember anything.

Mr. Koji, did something strange

happen in this house?

Strange? Don't be silly.

This house perfectly normal.

I'm sure you're right, and yet...

it's as if someone's watching us.

Mr. Koji?

That was me...

just excited about hiring you.

Very, very enthusiastic!

We offer medical and dental

and two weeks' paid vacation!

I'm hoping...

you can start today!

Maybe get in a whole week!

You put in for this job...

we got wonderful opportunities for you.

Mr. Koji, is there something

you're not telling me about this?

I was... dirty.

So... the job?

I'll take it.

Get your glove!

I'm in the backyard!

Robbie, come on.

Let's go!

That's not how you're going

to get through to him.

Look, Rach, this is guy stuff.

You got to trust me.

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Craig Mazin

Craig Mazin (born April 8, 1971) is an American screenwriter and film director. He is known for writing Identity Thief, The Hangover Part II, The Hangover Part III, and The Huntsman: Winter's War. He is currently working on a five-part miniseries for HBO and Sky based on the Chernobyl disaster. Mazin co-hosts the Scriptnotes podcast alongside fellow screenwriter John August. more…

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