Scary Movie 3 Page #3

for babysitters.

I don't mind filling in

now and then.

Where is little Cody?

[Footsteps]

- [Door slams]

- I don't know.

He must be back in his room,

playing.

Anyway, I left a number where

I can be reached on the table.

Also, he has a little rash

on his behind.

So make sure he takes a bath.

Thank you, Father.

Good night.

Cody?

You can't stop us

Who you looking at?

Don't try to drop us

This ain't no...

[Crowd cheering]

MAHALIK:
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's getting thick up in here.

Hey, look, before we get on

with the battles tonight,

I got a couple announcements

to make.

I know y'all want to bust a cap

in the air

for your favorite rapper.

But if you could please hold on

to your gunfire

until the end of the show.

[Jeering]

Let's just put the safeties on.

It's on the left side of the gun

above the trigger guard.

[Bullet ricochets,

woman shrieks]

Will somebody get his ass

out of here?

All right.

Deejay, spin that sh*t!

[Up-tempo beat plays]

[Crowd cheers]

Whoa!

My bad.

Mother...

Brenda, is something wrong?

You look scared.

I don't know. All that stuff

you was saying on TV...

I just got a weird feeling

something bad is heading my way.

Like when you see

an Asian person

behind the wheel of a car.

Cindy, after the show, you think

you could come back to my crib

and hang out with me?

I don't want to be alone.

Oh, of course I will, Brenda.

Oh, I love you.

Pay my way, okay?

Yo, yo, yo, George!

What's up with the man

with the tightest rap game

on the streets, baby?

- What's good with you, boy?

- Dude!

What's good, baby?

Finally, the white man is gonna

school the black man

on how to rap.

- Yeah!

- Yeah. Yeah, I guess.

How many people are here,

you think?

I don't know, man.

chrome-packing,

ready to bust a cap

in any white boy's ass

- who ain't bringing that sh*t.

- Yeah. At least. Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Word.

What's wrong, George?

You ever wonder when it's time

to stop living up here

and start living down here?

No, but what if we stop living

over here and move over there?

My Aunt ShaNeequa used to live

over there, man.

But that b*tch got evicted.

- Word? What for?

- I'm dead serious.

- Mice.

- Mice? I thought she had rats.

No, man. Rats are outside.

Mice are inside.

What if a mouse goes outside?

Does it become a rat?

If a rat is in the house,

is it a mouse?

I ain't never seen

no mouse outside.

That's because it's a rat, fool!

Damn, you might have just made

a fact just now.

Fellas, what are you guys

talking about?

Yo, George, you need something?

'Cause I will do anything

for you.

Anything.

Well, about those

chrome-packing,

whitey-hating gangsters,

perhaps...

- What he need is a hype man.

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