Scary Movie 2 Page #5

McFeely stops. Harris continues.

HARRIS:

In the name of the Father, the Son,

and the Holy Spirit, I cast you out.

McFeely, coughing, hardly able to catch his breath.

Megan on the bed, laughing. Smoke billowing out of her mouth.

Harris rushes to McFeely.

HARRIS:

Father, are you alright?

McFeely nods yes, revealing he's smoking a joint.

FATHER MCFEELY:

This is some good sh*t.

He offers a hit to Harris.

HARRIS:

No thanks.

FATHER MCFEELY:

My holy water.

Harris gives him the bottle.

McFeely takes a swig.

FATHER MCFEELY:

Ahhh, that's better.

McFeely splashes some on Harris, playfully.

He clears his throat and starts again, taking turns splashing

the booze on her and taking sips from it.

FATHER MCFEELY:

The power of Christ compels you!

He splashes her again, then takes a sip.

She roars. Lights flicker. The scary, pale "DEATH HEAD"

flashes over her again. But this time, it's picking its nose.

The "DEATH HEAD" realizes it's seen and quickly pulls its

finger from its nose, trying to look all scary again.

FATHER MCFEELY:

The power of Christ compels you!

He splashes more booze on her and takes a sip. By this time,

Father McFeely is getting drunk.

FATHER MCFEELY:

(slurring)

The power of Chrishht compelshh yooo.

He's stumbling around, splashing the walls.

FATHER MCFEELY:

(slurring)

Power of compelshh Chrishhts you, or

something...

Suddenly, the girl's straps break and she starts floating

up.

Harris watches in awe. A MAGICIAN'S ASSISTANT passes a hoop

over her.

FATHER MCFEELY:

David Blaine, kiss my ass.

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